“Star Wars: A Musical Journey” will hit the London stage next year. No, really.

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1. Dancing R2-D2s [VIDEO]
2. The Star Wars Holiday Special
3. The End Of Ideas: Broke George Lucas Sells Off ‘Star Wars’ Stage Musical
4. Star Wars The Musical Is Terribly, Terribly Real
5. Cue the Ewoks, Star Wars Hits the Stage
6. George Lucas Finally Relents, Signs Off on Star Wars Musical

Sarah Silverman was bamboozled by boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel with video footage of her singing awful musical theater on TV as a child.

The Apple Sisters , a 1940’s-era musical sketch group based in New York, love them some corn! (Because it tastes like candy!)

According to a new piece in the trend-hungry New York Observer , reactionary young gay men are intentionally adopting traits of their flaboyant forefathers. Trading indie rock and seedy dives for torch songs and piano bars, these fellas are making “old gay” new again.

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1. Christian Vs. Austin/Tyra Vs. Bea: The New Adventures Of Old Gays
2. Which “Gay” Are You?
3. Heroin Dabblers And Pointy Shoe Wearers: The New Gay
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