Who wouldn’t want to marry a homeless Arabian man?
“No, where are you really from?”
“Honey, what’s wrong?” “Just called to say I love you, Dad.”
Let’s get down to business!
“Who am I? WHO AM I? I am the guardian of lost souls! I am the powerful, the pleasurable, the indestructible Mushu!”
That’s not what a fork is used for.
Vous portez des coquilles Saint-Jacques en guise de soutien-gorge, vous ?
Are you wearing clams for a bra?
Just how well do you know these animated classics?
“I’m 250 pounds and I have to move that up and down a pole…”
They would make terrible boyfriends.
La prochaine fois que vous regarderez ces classiques, ouvrez-bien les yeux.
Perhaps the original Lea in the pantheon of Broadway stars.
History and fiction can blur together a lot.
It’s time to put “Let It Go” in its proper place in the Disney canon.
Mulan’s real legit. She saves China and all that. But she’s more relatable than you’d think.
When will their reflection show, who they are inside?
Pick your favorite — Ariel, Belle, Mulan, Cinderella, etc. — and then lock yourself in the bathroom.
Westeros is the most magical place on Earth.
Just because someone tells you it’s a “Dinglehopper,” it doesn’t mean you should believe them.
Someone gets made into a man?
Say Hello To Disney’s “Kill Team Princess”. Artist Johnni Kok depicts some of Disney’s favorite heroines as mercenaries instead.
You’ll NEVER be able to look at Sleeping Beauty in the same way again.
Now that she is totally single and ready to mingle.
And probably still wish you could be.