TV Buzz The pseudo-famous skank was rejected by Kristy Morgan, a former Playboy model who couldn't accept Tila's "key," a.k.a. "the opportunity to prove that Tila is so totally bi [on camera]." Tila posted a poem (in real time!) on her MySpace blog, where she dejectedly wrote that "the world will still die." First she helps establish gay marriage in California and now she references global warming? At this rate, "President Tequila" might be able to teach Dubya a thing or two.
Music Buzz After many years of safe-guarding their song catalog, surviving Beatles Paul and Ringo, and the widowed Olivia Harrison and Yoko Ono Lennon, are in talks concerning broader licensing. The two principal companies involved are MTV and Activision, respective makers of the video games Rock Band and Guitar Hero. The agreement would mark a major milestone given the group's reluctance to exploit their music commercially. People get old, ideological fervor fades...and, hey, it really wouldn't be that bad if we could all rock out to "Octopus's Garden" now would it?
TV Buzz The (generally loved) star of MTV's high school paper reality show fires back at a Columbia University reporter with a very eloquent letter. Wow, so this is what it's like to be a Good Communicator. If you're like me, you probably haven't crushed out on a girl on a reality show since that one with Lisa Loeb got canceled.
TV Buzz MTV's spinoff to My Super Sweet Sixteen will send fan "favorites" to third world countries, where they'll learn truly valuable lessons in how to be less terrible human beings. With The Paper receiving rave reviews across the board, it was only a matter of time before the network reset their focus on the crux of their most successful programming: spoiled brats.
TV Buzz MTV's original reality TV show comes to the outer boroughs. New Yorkers wonder: Will it land in Williamsburg? Some people seem bothered, but then most of the hipsters in Williamsburg already star in a reality show in their heads, so things wouldn't really change that much.
TV Buzz MTV UK has picked up Fur TV, an adult comedy series about a group of foulmouthed, sex-mad puppets, made by Warp Films. It's airing on MTV UK this weekend, but there's plenty of videos online for us non-Brits. I predict imminent cult status, at least among furries.
TV Buzz A refreshingly original and funny animated series by MTV Japan has shorts you can watch online. Oh, how we miss the days of Liquid TV, Daria, and even Beavis and Butthead. It's nice to see there's innovative and quirky animation still coming out of their studios, and now it is all available on the web. (Thanks for the tip, Gavin!)
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