I pity the fool who doesn't treat his mother right! Such wise words from Mr. T.
Culture Buzz Or “Baby Ts,” if you will. Which you shouldn't. And, yes, a few of these are toddlers. Toddlers in baby lists, like oats in Taco Bell “beef,” are extenders.
Culture Buzz A wonderful series of “what if” funny book covers by Comics Alliance. There is no amount of money I wouldn't pay to see “The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen America: 1988.” Much more over at Comics Alliance.
Culture Buzz An Etsy shop that makes collectible plates far more collectible by adding everything from zombies to Goonies. Yodamin Franklin would look classy as crap hanging above your mantle. Many more over at Beat Up Creations.
Culture Buzz Logan Fleming is considered a titan of the American wax sculpting community. Here is some of his work. You can play “Name that Celebrity or Humanoid Monster Thing Made of Nightmare Jelly.”
Mr. T has been a follower of gold since before the 80s. He's also very knowledgeable about the role of gold in the Arc of the Covenant and whatnot.
Culture Buzz One of the earliest videos in the FFF collection (circa 1992), Mr. T's “Be Somebody…Or Be Somebody's Fool” remains an all-time classic. Here, T intervenes in a diss battle by breaking into a rap about mothers. More at foundfootagefest.com
One of only 27 Mexican Hairless dogs in England, four-year-old E.T. is continually ignored by wannabe dog owners visiting the Hillside Boarding and Rescue Centre. Says a staff member, “He's got a hairy face and a mowhawk down the back of his head [that] stops at his shoulders.” Um, are you sure his name isn't Mr.T.?
A USB drive that looks like Mr. T and does stomach crunches when it's plugged in. I pity the fool that doesn't store their data on this USB drive.
It may have come eleven months too soon, but here's your holiday greeting card for Christmas '09. Incidentally, Nancy made sure to leave out a glass of milk and a plate of fresh baked 'roids for Santa that year.