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In your dad’s car… no one can hear you scream.
Kissing is weird.
She hathaway of getting her man to touch her feet.
“The video my dad sent me to show off his new iPhone 5s.” This is why parents can’t have nice things.
He’s so, so, SO hot right now.
Feeling low because you don’t look like Angelina Jolie or Brad Pitt? Well fret no more because there are many ways to make a celebrity look ugly. Here are 8 simple way to do so.
Kyle Dyer became an unfortunate viral video star after she was mauled on air by an 85-pound Argentine mastiff and nearly had her lips ripped off. After 90 stitches and 2 surgeries, one of which sewed her mouth completely shut, Dyer will return to her anchor job this week on 9News Denver.
Well it’s you girl, and you should know it. But no, seriously, what is going on with this woman’s mouth?
Based on the band’s classic logo and brought to you by men’s room mostly modeled in western Europe. (via latimesblogs.latimes.com)
A warning has been issued for Westchester, New York that a rabid calico kitten is on the rampage. Authorities have released these photos to help identify the suspect. No they didn’t. We made them. And thanks to our handy photo editor at the bottom of the page, you can give rabies to any kitten (or whatever) of your choosing!
This man was arrested in Phoenix for dealing meth. Still unknown is whether meth had anything to do with the fact that HALF OF HIS HEAD IS MISSING. Not even going to make a joke about this. Too creepy. View List ›
The same night Justin Bieber was flipping off the world, Selena Gomez was trying to conceal this cut on her lip. Let the rampant speculation begin as to whether it was the result of an overzealous photographer, a ‘roided out Bieber fan or—because he can close his Warlock eyes, alter the fabric of spacetime and be everywhere at once—Charlie Sheen. View Image ›
Don’t watch this. He pees in his own mouth while his friends laugh and cheer him on. How it’s still on Youtube is a mystery. Seriously, don’t watch this. Watch Video ›
Well, okay, if you insist. Sometimes good things happen to bad people. Oh, and the language is NSFW. Watch Video ›
Now you can celebrate both Halloween and your own crippling loneliness with one discreet sex toy. View Image ›
I wonder what kind of benefits there are. View Image ›