The Completely Non-Ironic DIY Guide To Being A Hipster
Follow these steps and you’ll be cooler than a cucumber on ice, covered in snow. Or just a Portlandia skit waiting to happen.
Follow these steps and you’ll be cooler than a cucumber on ice, covered in snow. Or just a Portlandia skit waiting to happen.
She’s finally Cosmo cover ready. Ugh.
November is here, so why not spruce up your facial hair with a new mustache? Make your facial hair a work of art! And if you need some help stepping out in public with your new ‘do, get some social courage with Scope, the fear destroyer. You’ll be saying hello to strangers and making new friends in no time!
“Get ready for the single manliest journey of your life.”
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: Tom Hanks is really cool.
“Having a moustache feels like catching a frisbee.”
It’s a fact that adding bacon, or mustaches to anything makes it better. But mustaches made of bacon are sexy on sexy. View List ›
As if the concept of candy on a stick wasn’t sufficiently mind blowing, someone went ahead and made mustache-shaped candy on a stick. Vintage Confections offers 6 mustache lollipops for $12.00 in over 50 flavors. This item is perfect for hungry individuals in need of temporary facial hair. Or people who are just plain awesome. (From, via.) View List ›
You’re looking very fancy there, Mr. Owl! He must be French, because he enjoys the delicacies of frog legs. View Image ›
And that’s how you conquer the internet. I’m waiting for my Person of the Year Award, Time Magazine. [Prove the Rule of the Mustache by adding a mustache to anything using the Photo Editor!] View Image ›
It’s only October 13th, but in my mind, this guy already wins Octobeard. View Image ›