The Today Show's Dr. Nancy Snyderman has some tough words for the skinny WASP moms-to-be on the Upper East Side who can't chill the hell out with the crazy exercise routines while they're pregnant and just have a root beer float like they're supposed to.

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A razor-sharp parody of the faux-British pop icon and her mustachioed daughter, played by Nadya Ginsburg and Selene Luna, respectively.

I don’t know how else to put this, other than, “A cannibal cult mother who tortured her son in a locked cellar while relatives skinned him and forced him to eat his own flesh has been jailed for nine years.”

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1. The Grail Movement on Wikipedia
2. Cannibal Mother Admits Crimes in Court
3. Cannibal cult mother who skinned son and made him eat his own flesh gets 9 years in jail

Forgetting anything they learned (or didn’t learn) about NBC’s quarterlife , ABC has given the green light to airing thirteen episodes of web series In The Motherhood , starring Leah Remini, Chelsea Handler, and Jenny McCarthy.

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1. Moms LOVE Tostitos
2. ABC Picks Up “In The Motherhood,” But Not Yet With The Mothers
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4. In the Motherhood - The Series

A simple, two-minute test that detects alcohol in breast milk so new moms can monitor the safety of their alcohol levels.

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1. Are You a Terrible Mother? Be a Little Less Terrible with Milkscreen
2. How Much Alcohol Can I Have While Breast-feeding?
3. Milkscreen Moms - Official Site
4. For Moms Who Wanna PARTY!!!!!