The music industry is all like, “Gotta Catch ‘Em All!”
Wow, this is beautiful. Via Proof Spirit.
When your ability to make arts & crafts doesn’t exactly match your obsessive fandom. Happy nightmares!
Including Missy Elliott Smith, Bone Uggs N Harmony, and Hillbilly Corgan. Justin Hager is amazing.
“This is not an article about Morrissey, as much as he’d like it to be, as much as I’m allowing him to permeate the air with his foul and fey musk.”
As evidenced by this Letter of Note: “I’m unhappy, hope you’re unhappy too.” This note from a pre-Smiths Moz to his pen pal is amazing.
From weed grinders to Snuggies to condoms, these musicians went WAY beyond simple t-shirts and hoodies.
Medical issues force singer off the road.
Don’t worry, he’s fine! Here’s everything you need to know about the intense flurry of recent Moz news, including his hospitalization.
Nooooooo, you guys! Don’t do this! Think of the children!!
He laughs. He licks! HE TAKES OFF HIS SHIRT. Who needs Ryan Gosling in a world where Morrissey exists?
Just sit back and pretend you’re hanging out at a very angst-ridden hotel lounge.
Whether you’re into boy bands or Krautrock, you don’t truly love a band until you’ve knit a sweater with their name on it.
Impromptu tattoos, accidental moonings, uncontrollable sobbing and other things that happen when you go see Moz four times in seven days.
Move over, McKayla Maroney — we have a new winner here. Morrissey failed to see the humor during his interview on last night’s Colbert Report, so let’s break down his reactions into GIFs.
Big Mouth strikes again…and again…and again…
I <3 The Moz and I don’t care who knows it!
Morrissey with a cat on his head.
“I can smile,” Morrissey once insisted to an interviewer from UK magazine Details. That’s as it may be, but over the years, Moz has cultivated the image of being one of music’s more morose characters.
Happy World Goth Day! Here’s a special goth rock playlist to help you celebrate. Subcultures, Yay!
Not ironic enough for your average hipster, but very sweet nontheless. The last two should come in a special Valentine’s Day set.
Now we know the true source of Morrissey’s endless suffering. These are actually from a 1999 coloring book by Brian Brooks.
I’m a finger puppet and I need to be loved. Just like everybody else does.
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Morrissey decides to take a break from the music industry and open up a new fast food restaurant.
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If you ask me, I won’t say meow. How could I? (ArtFagCity via @rcbth.)
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