The Science Of "Morning Wood"
The sex-ed class you never got in school! Why do men tend to wake up with “morning wood”? We look at the hard facts and some of the biology of an erection to discover the mechanism behind this phenomenon.
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The sex-ed class you never got in school! Why do men tend to wake up with “morning wood”? We look at the hard facts and some of the biology of an erection to discover the mechanism behind this phenomenon.
mitchellmoffit 6 months ago 41 responses
Knowledge never goes wasted, however obscure or insignificant it may be. And today we investigate the age-old problem of how to properly take a leak whilst possessing an enormous erection. Here are some techniques to prevent you from splashing the floor, the wall, or worse yourself.
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