Proof Morgan Freeman Has Always Been A 75-Year-Old Man
No argument.
No argument.
WITCHCRAFT.
Oh dear.
Ok, it’s not really Morgan Freeman, it’s Family Guy voice actor Josh Robert Thompson. But it’s still hilarious (and totally NSFW).
OMG.
Yes, please. From the EW Summer Movie Preview, here’s a batch of new images from the Most Anticipated Movie Of All Time Ever If You Are Me (aka, “The Dark Knight Rises”). Batmans and Catwomans and Banes, oh my.
The authenticity of these conversations between Christian Bale and Morgan Freeman have yet to be verified. Also, they’re not authentic. WARNING: Foul language Bale.
I don’t know about you, but the one thing I felt determined to find on the internet after watching last night’s Golden Globes was this: the few seconds of Morgan Freeman as Dracula during the actor’s lifetime achievement montage. Now that I’ve seen the full clip I can say with certainty that this would have scared the heck out of me as a child.
After winning the Florida straw poll, Herman Cain essentially says “in your face” to Tea Party critic Morgan Freeman. (via gotchamediablog.com) Watch Video ›
Possibly the nerdiest thing you’ll witness today. Oh, and it’s also got Morgan Freeman! (via reddit.com) Watch Video ›
I wish I could tell you that tree fought the good fight, and the wind let it be. I wish I could tell you that. A violent wind storm in Mansfield, Ohio ripped asunder the tree where Andy hid the money for Red in ‘The Shawshank Redemption’ (with Ohio standing in for New England thanks to Hollywood voodoo). What’s next? Is the mouse from ‘Green Mile’ going to get crushed by a meteor? View List ›
Morgan Freeman made an appearance in the seventies on the show, The Electric Company, which is apparently similar to Sesame Street. Dracula may be dead but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t take baths! (via io9) Watch Video ›
Morgan Freeman’s down with the Mumblecore scene. Watch Video ›
I have no idea what you just said so here is Morgan Freeman with a cat on his head. View Image ›
He can do just about anything! [Ed Note: I love that “High School Principal” is the same level as “Pimp” and “Robin Hood’s Sidekick” according to the logic of this chart. Should teachers be offended or flattered?] View Image ›
A skill you never know you could possibly have: a talented artist draws both Tim Robbins and Morgan Freeman’s faces at the same time, each with one hand, and along to some bumping techno music. Watch Video ›
… to his best friend Morgan Freeman. View Image ›
Bionic penguins FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!1!!!1! The geniuses at Festo have done an incredible job at crafting these autonomous swimmers, although we really would have appreciated if at least one of them wore a waterproof bow tie. …Just sayin’. Watch Video ›
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Oscar winner Morgan Freeman’s wife, Myrna Colley-Lee, may snag up more than $100M in a divorce settlement. In related news, Morgan Freeman poops gold. Read More ›
Shawshank Redemption was a great movie and all, but would it have hurt them to include a couple more montages?