CULTURE BUZZ – A monkey raised hell in one of Tokyo’s busiest subway stations on Wednesday. It took 30+ police officers to get him out.The crazy thing is that this is the third time a monkey has stirred up trouble in Tokyo this month! Tokyo in general is a pretty unique place, but there’s nothing more exotic than an infestation of monkeys.

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1. Monkey triggers Tokyo subway chaos - CNN.com
2. YouTube - Monkey runs Wild in Subway~

CULTURE BUZZ – People adopt monkeys and treat them like children.This is only slightly more tolerable than people who treat their chihuahuas like human beings.

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1. Families Adopt Monkeys as Surrogate Children
2. Monkeys And People Who Think Monkeys Are People
3. Would a Monkid Fit in at a Suburban High School?
4. I Feel Sorry For These “Parents”
5. Monkids and the Insane Parents Who Love Them

SCIENCE BUZZ – Oh so cute!!!!It’s a white-naped mangabey monkey, recently born at the London Zoo. After complications during the birth, it’s being raised by a zookeeper and a teddy bear.

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1. More Cuteness Can Be Found Here

SCIENCE BUZZ – A monkey/robot hybrid! The end times are here.Two lab monkeys with brain implants have successfully learned to control robotic arms with only their minds (one shudders to think how their arms were originally lost).

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1. Damn Dirty Apes Get Robot Limbs Before Us
2. “They were licking the marshmallow off the prosthetic gripper, pushing food into their mouth, as if it were their own hand.”
3. Brain-Controlled Robo-Arm Hope

CULTURE BUZZ – Clip from a Japanese TV show features a monkey bartender.As the human race de-evolves, monkeys will one day inherit the earth.

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CULTURE BUZZ – These photos of fat monkeys with saggy boobs were just too good to not share with the world. Plus, it’s a really slow day.Hot monkeys with D-cups are sure to satisfy all of your animal porn fantasies.

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1. Monkeys With Man Boobs Look Like Jack Nicholson Without a Shirt On
2. These Are the Giantest Monkey Nipples We’ve Ever Seen
3. Awww…Obese Monkeys Have Saggy Boobs
4. Orangutan with Boobs and Buddha Belly