Find your sexual animal doppelganger. Slightly NSFW.
The cotton-top tamarins died after they were apparently “overlooked” and left out in the cold, officials said.
You’re not an alcoholic compared to the tree shrew. These little guys drink alcohol two hours a night, every night, all year long.
Can you think of anything better than a beautiful temple filled with baby monkeys?
“It was always hard for me to not get depressed when visiting.” Photographer Scott Brauer reports on the harrowing living conditions in China’s popular zoos.
Turns out the Parliament complex has an excess of monkeys in it. (And that’s not even counting the ones that’ve been democratically elected to work there.)
Two headed dogs! Cat spies! Science!
“Great Scott!” *Jazz hands*.
My body started falling apart, then I lost my job. A red-faced rhesus macaque and a bout of dysentery helped me find my path.
Plus the high tech bra that prevents stress eating, the new fad of extreme classes, and meet the girl making out with Justin Bieber in his latest video.
Majestic doesn’t even begin to describe the spectacle you are about to witness.
Sometimes a cute animal is not just a cute animal.
I have 3 million questions about each of these pictures.
Plus new frontiers in booger research, breathtaking photos of sunrise over a sea of clouds, and… side-butt.
Though it seems incredibly cruel to mess with a monkey in this way.
Straight from the history books. I’m not making this up.
17-year-old Terri Leigh Cox spotted this strange beast running through a park in Dorchester, Dorset. “It looked about the size of a small gorilla.”
Also known as the San Diego Zoo.
For those of you who have been writing in to ask. I don’t know. I literally don’t know how to write headlines anymore after reading this.
Oh, you think they’re awesome and cute ‘cause they’re just like us? Wrong. They’re the worst.
Here is a dog-riding monkey wearing an Andrew Luck jersey riding a dog at the Colts game today.
The London Zoo celebrated the holiday with stockings for monkeys and presents for all.
Turns out we’re not the only species to have biggest splash contests.
Without these adorable monkeys, mankind would not have made into space. We salute them.
Along with Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis.
This is basically me if I was a monkey in Borneo.
This is basically me if I was a monkey.