Turns out the Parliament complex has an excess of monkeys in it. (And that’s not even counting the ones that’ve been democratically elected to work there.)
Two headed dogs! Cat spies! Science!
“Great Scott!” *Jazz hands*.
My body started falling apart, then I lost my job. A red-faced rhesus macaque and a bout of dysentery helped me find my path.
Plus the high tech bra that prevents stress eating, the new fad of extreme classes, and meet the girl making out with Justin Bieber in his latest video.
Majestic doesn’t even begin to describe the spectacle you are about to witness.
Sometimes a cute animal is not just a cute animal.
I have 3 million questions about each of these pictures.
Plus new frontiers in booger research, breathtaking photos of sunrise over a sea of clouds, and… side-butt.
Though it seems incredibly cruel to mess with a monkey in this way.
Straight from the history books. I’m not making this up.
17-year-old Terri Leigh Cox spotted this strange beast running through a park in Dorchester, Dorset. “It looked about the size of a small gorilla.”
Also known as the San Diego Zoo.
For those of you who have been writing in to ask. I don’t know. I literally don’t know how to write headlines anymore after reading this.
Oh, you think they’re awesome and cute ‘cause they’re just like us? Wrong. They’re the worst.
Here is a dog-riding monkey wearing an Andrew Luck jersey riding a dog at the Colts game today.
The London Zoo celebrated the holiday with stockings for monkeys and presents for all.
Turns out we’re not the only species to have biggest splash contests.
Without these adorable monkeys, mankind would not have made into space. We salute them.
Along with Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis.
This is basically me if I was a monkey in Borneo.
This is basically me if I was a monkey.
Animals , right? Us too, so we’ve decided to change up the cast a little.
Six species of monkeys were given six kinds of synthesizers to see if one of them could be the next electro-pop superstar. Created as a promo video for the Volt Swedish Electronic Music Festival by Håkan Lidbo, the experiment proves that monkeys and synths go together almost as well as ketchup and chocolate. All the same, that baboon that eats the Casio might still have a shot at fame. [ed. note: Sloths aren’t monkeys, but everything else about this is cool]
Oh you thought YOU liked dogs? Well these monkeys really, really like dogs.
The Force is strong with these creatures. But not all animals were created as powers for good.
Back in my day, we parked our cars with our feet, like the Flintstones. We didn’t have help from technology. Or cute wild animals.