Plus Amy Poehler stole Seth Meyers’s credit card, an easy infographic to make sure you’re running properly, and the final mock draft before the 2014 NFL Draft begins tonight.
The plan would create a system of financial cooperatives that would allow basic banking services for marijuana businesses, which are currently limited by the federal government.
Guess what you could buy for the same price as “A Tropical Night To Remember Under The Stars”?
It’s Super Effective!
There’s a lot about this business you don’t know.
Oh hi, April 15th. Wait. WHAT?
Ready to make it rain $20 bills wherever he goes.
If you like it, should you REALLY put a ring on it?
Best. Cop. Ever.
Finally, information you can actually use in the real world.
Plus Adam Scott steps into his “Step Brothers” character to bro down for a bit, a vet weighs in on when you should worry about your kitty’s cough, and an insane supercut of pop-culture references from “The Office.”
A letter from owner Daniel Snyder announces the launch of the Washington Redskins Original Americans Foundation.
Basically, we’re all brainwashed.
You probably see a dollar bill every day, but have you ever really looked at one?
Creep, don’t kill my vibe.
The real Australia tax.
The first accounting report released since Colorado legalized recreational marijuana shows the state made more than $2 million in tax revenue in January.
Throw a party or help save the world? A recent r/AskReddit inspired some heartfelt and bizarre answers.
Eight-year-old Myles Eckert was going to buy a video game with the money he found outside a Cracker Barrel, but changed his mind when he saw a man dressed in uniform, reminding him of his late father.
Plus New York’s most influential tweeters, José Reyes freestyles on Sportsnet, and Nickelback’s intoxicating elixir.
Let the butchery begin.
The proposal submitted on Wednesday estimates sales in pot stores will approach $1 billion for the fiscal year beginning in July.
Cat And Girl knows what you give up, even if you’re lucky enough to be employed. Plus: a helpful Venn diagram!
No I am *not* going to put on pants today.
An American homegrown grass roots movement.
Money can’t always buy happiness.
Budgeting is for the brave.
And it’s from a third grader.