“Are you eating? Why you wear that? Do you want something to eat? Why you drive so fast?”
Moms have been battling each other since the dawn of time.
Make Easter unforgettable.
Not your average pole dancing routine!
On the count of three let’s just confess to loving this stuff, OK?
This is how these mamas roll…and jam and block. Just ask Shanaconda or Elizabitch Taylor.
Mums and their girls go through tough times.
At least they’re sort of cute when they mess up.
Because it’s not all dirty diapers and Barney.
Dishing out love with a side of sarcasm.
Get out of my TV and into my minivan.
“She didn’t finish her mac ‘n’ cheese!”
Mooooooooooooooooooom, ALL CAPS MEANS SHOUTING.
Sometimes, we all need a little ‘mom juice.’
Mom will love you when no one else will.
And here you were thinking you didn’t have a valentine!
I was in labor with you for six hours, you better return my phone call.
Brace yourself for la chancla.
“I’m so happy I decided to keep you.”
Going to the supermarket without your kids feels like a week in Jamaica.
Nothing better than pranking a mom.