Just your typical missed connection: Boy meets girl at a bar. Girl goes home with boy. Girl steals tech merch using her feminine parts. No big deal. View Image ›
She came for mimosas, and left pining to teach spreadsheets to Jeff Goldblum. FYI, lunchtime burritos with The Fly would be the best. Nice thinking, Sarah. JEFF GOLDBLUM, WE HOPE YOU READ BUZZFEED! View Image ›
I really hope these two find one another. It sounds like they could have something really special. View Image ›
A TMI missed connection post on Craigslist from a guy who pooped his pants to the cute girl standing behind him in checkout. If it’s been awhile since you last pooped your pants, this will help reconjure what it feels like.