It's important to find true love in the onset of the apocalypse. (via sarcasticindiefucks.tumblr.com)
You never know where true love might strike, or when the cops will show up. But acid sounds fun… (via craigslist.org)
Just your typical missed connection: Boy meets girl at a bar. Girl goes home with boy. Girl steals tech merch using her feminine parts. No big deal.
She came for mimosas, and left pining to teach spreadsheets to Jeff Goldblum. FYI, lunchtime burritos with The Fly would be the best. Nice thinking, Sarah. JEFF GOLDBLUM, WE HOPE YOU READ BUZZFEED!
I really hope these two find one another. It sounds like they could have something really special.
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mis/1309802520.html
A TMI missed connection post on Craigslist from a guy who pooped his pants to the cute girl standing behind him in checkout. If it's been awhile since you last pooped your pants, this will help reconjure what it feels like.