Because nothing says “AMERICA” quite like a giant robot.
Openly gay television personality Andy Cohen turned down a gig to host the 2013 Miss Universe pageant because he is “concerned for his safety,” reports E! Online. He co-hosted the pageant for the past two years.
Miss USA 2012 Olivia Culpo has done everything from spinning class to yacht photo shoots. I hope you have your bandage dresses ready.
It takes a lot more than blinding sparkles to make a good pageant dress. Here’s a ranking of the Miss Universe evening gowns, from worst to best.
It’s the pageant that puts every other pageant ever to serious shame. Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show WHO?
Jenna Talackova, born a man and nearly disqualified from the pageant, dominated the swimsuit and evening gown portions of the Miss Universe Canada competition. The winner will be crowned on Saturday night.
Miss Universe rules stipulate that contestants must be a “naturally born female.” She may look every bit the part of a beauty queen, but Jenna Talackova has lost her chance for the crown because she was born a biological male.
Expect Lady Gaga to be copying some of these fabulously over the top ensembles. Part of the Miss Universe pageant held September 12th, each contestant is expected to create a costume that captures the essence of her home
The commentators on the Miss Universe pageant are absurd. So, I paired quotes they said from last night’s pageant with cats. Enjoy. View List ›
Proving his commitment to procrastination, a Reddit user has created this Mass Face Swap of the Miss Universe 2006 Contestants. View List ›
The only thing more confusing than her impression of a Robot is how it’s taken 15 days for this masterpiece to surface. Watch Video ›
It’s no Miss Teen South Carolina, but surely that hairdo could count as a mistake? Bonus: here is a video of some Filipinos getting REALLY excited when Venus Raj, aka Miss Philippines, makes it to the Top 5. Watch Video ›
For Filipinos, Miss Universe is The World Cup. [Ed. note: Also, viewing should take place in the form of a slumber party? Apparently? There’s a lot to unpack here.] Watch Video ›
The Miss Universe 2010 winner is Jimena Navarrete of Mexico! She started out as Miss Jalisco, and now look at her! View List ›
Miss USA Scandal! Pictures from the upcoming Miss USA pageant are all racy and lingerie-themed. People are freaking out about this, which is fucking stupid. Hit the links below to express your outrage about this sexy debate, or to look at black and white pictures of Miss USA contestants in their underpants. Read More ›
Miss USA 2008 falls down at the Miss Universe pageant. Then she applauds herself. It’s a great day to be American. Watch Video ›
For the second year running, the Miss USA entrant in the Miss Universe contest has a slip-n-fall on stage. Crystle Stewart, the 26-year-old representative of the U.S. and A. at this year’s Miss Universe pageant in Vietnam, tanked during the evening gown segment of the competition. She eventually took eighth place, while Miss Venezuela took home the crown. Still, nice recovery! Watch Video ›