“Now I'm on the prowl. Life is so degrading. When you try to brag to chicks, about your five-star safety rating.” Like Tom Waits, he may not have the best voice, but he really feels the truth of what he's singing.
When you can't afford the stretch limo go for the next best thing. DIY at its best.
This dude in Georgia (the country) can pull a minivan with his bizarrely super-strong ears. Those babies can also lift 120 pounds, which is, like, a dozen babies (if you, like moi, use infants as your go-to units of measurement).