Because that hungry kid of yours will totally block your chakra.
Remember those infomercials for Curves, the “natural” way for a woman to enhance her “stick of gum” figure? Maybe the volleyball scene will jog your memoryboner.
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Young men looking for a sugar mama, here's your chance to get one. Vice versa for the older hot chicks. Unfortunately, it's not located in Vancougar, but Silicon Valley. It takes place on August 24th, so we'll update this with real photos from the event!!!
This picture really upsets me because nothing should sully the sentiment of taking your mom to a Pizza Hut buffet for Mother's Day.
TV Buzz A new aptly named show about a newly-single hot mom starring Courtney Cox. It’ll be like Sex and the City with EVEN older women. Since it won’t be airing until 2009-2010, let’s hope they don’t spontaneously change the name after everyone makes fun of it.
Culture Buzz Listen up, ladies! Now you can turn back time (well, if only for your V) with this ultra-creepy “tightening lubricant.” It does exactly what you think it does. That sound you hear is the collective slamming of SUV driver’s-side doors as wannabe-MILF’s race to the finish to see who can find Liquid Virgin first. Alas, it’s only available on teh netz. (Thanks for the tip, Sara!)
Business Buzz She placed an ad on Craigslist listing her home for $344k, but has added her companionship with a $500k add-on fee. I wouldn’t pay more than ten dolla for that ho! Just kidding, but it seems like this woman has a seriously inflated sense of ego to charge $500k for her self-worth.
Culture Buzz An online dating service that helps set up older women with younger men. What is up with the name? It sounds like some kind of cryptic overseas import/export company or something.
Whoopi Goldberg digs into Denise Richards on The View for subjecting her kids to being exploited for reality television. Whoopi Goldberg is looking out for Denise’s kids, but who’s looking out for the MILFs??
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