CELEBRITY BUZZ: Meet Miley Cyrus’ new boyfriend. He’s 20. He sings country music. And he is an underwear model, so it’s like the future photo scandal is already built-in.

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1. Justin Gaston’s Premier Model Management Portfolio
2. Justin’s “Nashville Star” Profile (Spoiler: HE GOT ELIMINATED)
3. Justin Gaston: From “Nashville Sound” To Miley Cyrus’ Heart

CELEBRITY BUZZ: The world’s foremost celebrity photographer is $715,000 in the hole, despite earning a rumored cool $2M at Vanity Fair annually. If only she’d had a nickel for every time someone mentioned Miley Cyrus’s exposed shoulder.

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1. “The 58-year-old Photographer Allegedly Owes Money for Unpaid Taxes, an Aborted Book Project, and Outstanding Equipment Rental Fees.”
2. Leibovitz Denies the Claims
3. Miley Cyrus In Vanity Fair - Featured on BuzzFeed

Fleshy, droopy candy doesn’t mix well with Miley Cyrus. Sigh. Reminds us of those gummi lighthouses.

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1. “Maybe Not The Best Merchandising Opportunity For A 15 Year-Old?”
2. More Pictures Of Hannah Montana Candy

Taking a break from the “Biggest Online Dance Battles In The History Of Man Kind”, Miley Cyrus urges America to “Wake Up” and go green! Like all the other videos on The Miley and Mandy Show, this one’s not exempt from giggly teenagers lip-synching their own songs, but “Wake Up America” encourages her fans to do something, like leaving the cell phone unplugged at night, taking carpools, and finding other fun ways to “go green”. XOXO M&M lol!

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1. The Miley and Mandy Show - Wake Up America
2. Miley Cyrus And Her BFF Release A Go Green Video
3. There’s More To Miley Than Hair Extensions
4. Listen to “Wake Up America” Free at Last.FM
5. YouTube Dance Battles
6. Miley Condoms

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Inexplicably, the well of racy Miley Cyrus shots has yet to run dry. The same hacker who released her wet t-shirt photos has apparently struck again. This has moved beyond uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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1. Yet Another in the Series
2. Another Round o’ Miley Cyrus Looking Naughty Pics
3. Real, Or Photoshopped?
4. Miley Cyrus Wet T-Shirt Pics - Featured on BuzzFeed

CELEBRITY BUZZ: LifeStyles Condoms has offered Miley Cyrus 1 million dollars and a lifetime supply of condoms to be their spokesperson. Unfortunately for LifeStyles, Miley has promised to save herself until marriage. Still, there may be hope because we all know how that turns out.

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1. “Miley Sought for Safe-Sex Ed”
2. But We’ll Never Have Sex Again
3. “Could Miley Cyrus Appear On Your Next Condom?”

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Miley Cyrus’ half-brother also has a band, half of her genes. Like the Spears, the Lohans and the Duffs, the Cyrus family is hoping to land more than one teen in the limelight, though Trace hasn’t had any photo-related scandals yet.

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1. Before You Scoff, Note That Their Album Has Sold 130,000 Copies
2. Miley Cyrus’ Half Brother Trace Rocks, Or At Least Maybe He Does
3. Trace And Miley Fight!
4. Miley, Trace and Mr. Billy Ray Cyrus

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Next up in her never-ending parade of photo scandals: Photos of Miley showering, hacked from her iPhone. The image will probably cause more sanctimony and outrage even though actually shows less skin than her Vanity Fair photoshoot. There’s also a shot of her blowing air kisses at her iPhone — the hacker who claims to have found them say they were sent to Nick Jonas of the Jonas Brothers.

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1. Here’s The Hacker Who Posted The Miley Cyrus Wet T-Shirt Pics
2. Miley Almost Naked!
3. New, Naughty Miley Cyrus Pictures Leaked
4. More Scandalous Miley Cyrus Pics Surface!

CULTURE BUZZ: The Miley Cyrus photos are indicative of another trend: Back pornography. The naked back has long been a popular option for actresses wanting to do nude poses without crossing the boobie line, or just show off the back they’ve do so much Pilates to create. It’s also a standard advertising ploy — and in the wake of Miley Cyrus, naked back billboards in New Jersey have been causing a minor stir.

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1. Baby Got Back?
2. Billboard Raises Ire With Racy Images
3. Eva Mendes for PETA
4. K-Rock Billboard Girls
5. ScarJo’s Naked Back
6. Miley Cyrus In Vanity Fair - Featured on BuzzFeed
7. Hot Scratches on Hot Back

CELEBRITY BUZZ: The 15-year-old singer/actress is being touted as “the new Miley Cyrus.” Now that Miley’s gone down the wayward path, Disney’s grooming a new bubblegum queen. Advice to Selena: don’t return those phone calls from Vanity Fair!

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1. Disney Star Selena Gomez: I’m Not Feuding With Miley
2. Selena Gomez makes no-sex-before-marriage pledge
3. Pretty Babies: Underage Starlets Sprout From Disney Factory Like Whack-A-Moles
4. Selena Gomez and Mickey Mouse: BFF
5. Is Disney’s Selena Gomez Going to Be the Next Hollywood Trainwreck?
6. See Screens of Selena Gomez in People Magazine
7. Watch Selena Gomez Interview at POTC 3
8. Check Out Photos of Selena aka the New Miley Cyrus
9. Selena Gomez Joins Hollywood Records?
10. Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas: Not Having Sex Together
11. Selena Was On Barney (Video)
12. Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato Have a Vlog
13. Selena Does A Lot of Things
14. Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas: Not Not Having Sex Together