Michael Phelps handily won both of his events at the United States Swimming National Championships on Wednesday, despite his use of the devil's weed. I wonder if Subway is regretting hastily firing their former spokesperson.

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1. Shhh, Don’t Tell Anyone!
2. Phelps Maintains Gold Standard at Nationals

Michael Phelp's medal-worthy new facial hair debuts in the pool.

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CELEBRITY BUZZ: Did Kellogg's take it one corporate step too far by dropping America's Dolphin Michael Phelps from their endorsement line-up? Some people think so, and given Kellogg's penchant for fueling our kids with their sugar-coated breakfast products, you've got to wonder who the true villain really is…

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1. The Petition
2. Time to Boycott Kellogg?
3. Best petition ever: Boycott Kellogg’s
4. Kellogg Company Contacts
5. Petition to Boycott Kellogg’s for Treatment of Michael Phelps
6. Why You Should Boycott Kellogg
7. I’m Boycotting Kellogg’s
8. Kellogg to drop Phelps
9. PhelpsFeed
10. Roor Bongs on BuzzFeed

CULTURE BUZZ: Did you think that bong Michael Phelps was using looked a tad special? Apparently it's like the Mercedes Benz of bongs. Roor bongs are the thing to get if you're in the know, have the cash, and smoke a lot of weed. They tend to look like something you stole from the chemistry lab, which I guess is kind of the point.

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1. Was This The Same Bong Phelps Was Using?
2. Michael Phelps’s High-Performance Bong
3. ROOR Shop - Roor’s Official Site
4. ROOR Bongs Photo Gallery
5. High Design, Hazily Appreciated

America's favorite Olympian just lost a few endorsement deals. Said a witness: “He looked just as natural with a bong in his hands as he does swimming in the pool. He was the gold medal winner of bong hits.”

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1. Just Jared identifies all the ways you should believe this is Michael Phelps, in case you don’t.
2. Phelps tried to buy the picture (unsuccessfully)
3. Michael Phelps’ Stripper - Featured on BuzzFeed
4. The Michael Phelps Diet is explained.
5. Caroline Pal, Michael’s stripper girlfriend - Featured on BuzzFeed

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McSweeney's examines the natural disappointment of a father who discovers his son plays Oregon Trail like a total wuss. “How many spare wagon wheels do you think Michael Phelps takes with him?” Words to live by.

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Link: http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/28239826/

After eight years of war, torture, and lies, you know what we're going to miss most about the Bush administration? The annual Christmas video about Barney the Dog! This Olympic-themed final installment is especially cute, if only because Barney wears goggles! GO AMERICA!

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Guess who wins?

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SPORTS BUZZ: American Hero Michael Phelps has a serious girlfriend—a Vegas cocktail waitress known as “Caz.” They are so committed that Michael brought her home for Thanksgiving after only two months together, a development Debbie must have been thrilled about. Win 8 gold medals, date a stripper: an American dream we can all be thankful for. Update : Caroline would like you all to know that these photos are NOT topless. “They are just implied.”

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1. Caroline Pal speaks!
2. Images of Caroline Pal
3. Pal also knowsn as “Sapphire”
4. Phelps in Vegas regulalry to “practice for Poker World Series”
5. Phelps brings girlfriend home for Thanksgiving
6. Michael Phelps’ Australian girlfriend
7. Phelps has turned into “a party and poker animal”

Kobe, ARod, Tony Hawk and Michael Phelps rock out Risky Business -style in an ad for the new Guitar Hero. Kobe steals the show, per usual.

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Michael Phelps will be joining the cast of Greys Anatomy this season as Dr. McSwimmey. Check out a clip from the upcoming season.

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SPORTS BUZZ: Michael Phelps was spotted in Beijing making out with Australian swimming sensation Stephanie Rice. While Phelps is bringing home the golds for the US, he's going down under with the 20-year old brunette. But Phelps apparently keeps a girl in every port, as evidenced by the pictures of his Vegas girlfriend Caroline Pal .

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1. Michael Phelps’ Girlfriend: Stephanie Rice? Swimmers Spotted Making Out
2. Now Rice Linked To Phelps
3. Finished With Record-Breaking, Michael Phelps Commences Heartbreaking
4. Michael Phelps and Stephanie Rice Love Connection?
5. Phelps’ Latest Girlfriend Caroline Pal - Featured on BuzzFeed
6. Might Be Dating Rice, Still Not Returning Calls

SPORTS BUZZ: The Times UK has an article about all the hooking up that went on at the Olympics. Sex is apparently its own separate event at the Olympics.

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1. What Happens in Beijing Stays in Beijing
2. The Olympic Hookup Scene, Continued
3. Michael Phelps Sucks Face with Aussie Stephanie Rice
4. 100,000 Condoms Ensure Safe Sex At Olympics
5. Guys Don’t Care as Much about Gold Medals as Girls Do
6. Lily Donaldson and Michael Phelps - Featured on BuzzFeed
7. Olympians Are Hooking Up As We Speak
8. “Sex and the Olympic city”

TV BUZZ: The gold medalist has delivered NBC with some huge ratings, but he’s yet to trump The Golden Girls , which continues to hold the record for Saturday night numbers. People might like watching Michael Phelps in a Speedo, but nothing beats Bea Arthur in a mauve pleather pantsuit. There’s just no contest.

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1. Bigger Wingspan: Bea Arthur or Michael Phelps?
2. NBC = MPBC?

There was a certain time when all of us were really good swimmers. It’s the only race more important than any gold medal ( via Patrick Moberg ).

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1. Michael Phelps Yearbook Photos

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Her son Michael wasn’t the only star in the family at the Olympics. After getting more camera time than most athletes at the Games, she’s been named a style icon — her Chico’s outfits have led to a surge of popularity for the brand, and she’s already got her own line with them (plus an agent and other deals with Johnson’s Baby and the the ADHD Foundation).

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1. Debbie Phelps, ‘Mom of the Games’
2. Being Michael Phelps Mom Isn’t ALL Chico’s and Roses
3. Chico’s Debbie Phelps Collection
4. Sure, Michael’s Making Big Money. But So Is Mom

SPORTS BUZZ: After 8 golds, the internet begins wondering: Is Michael Phelps a douchebag? All he does is eat, sleep, and swim, but he still leaves just a little bit of time to be a douche.

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1. JUST ASKING: Is Michael Phelps A Douche? (With Examples)
2. Comment From Someone Who’s Worked With Him
3. Michael Phelps Douche’s Out At A Nightclub In Beijing

The cover of Sports Illustrated features Michael Phelps displaying his 8 gold medals. He is posing like the classic Mark Spitz photo but makes up for the lack of a sexy mustache with one additional gold.

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SPORTS BUZZ: The fashion model who is reportedly dating Michael Phelps, despite being linked to Amanda Beard , an Olympic swimmer who posed nude in Playboy . They both have such adorably crooked teeth!

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1. Michael Phelps + Lily Donaldson = Power Couple
2. She’s Ranked as One of the Top 8 Models
3. High-Fashion Lily Donaldson Photos on Style.com
4. Lily Donaldson - Unofficial Fansite
5. But What About Amanda Beard?
6. Amanda Beard - Featured on BuzzFeed
7. Michael Phelps’ girlfriend: Amanda Beard or Lily Donaldson?

SPORTS BUZZ: Did Michael Phelps actually lose the 100M butterfly final? Or did he deserve his (briefly contested) seventh gold medal in the 2008 Olympics? An anonymous writer at 001ofasecond.com claims Phelps benefited from an Olympic conspiracy because the event’s official timekeeper, Omega, is a Phelps sponsor. The theory is written in delightfully broken English and peppered with ad hominem attacks.

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1. 0.01 of a Second
2. The Silver Medalist Blogs His Loss
3. The Photo Finish, in Photos
4. How the Omega Clock Works
5. Did the Big Clock Lie?
6. Phelps Matches Spitz With Seven Golds
7. Did Michael Phelps Actually Win That Last Race?
8. Phelps-Cavic Photo Finish