That is, wet from drooling all over yourself.
You’ve got a totally weird voca-pool-ary.
The 18-time gold medal Olympian was arrested for driving while intoxicated on Sept. 30. Update — Oct. 5, 10:20 a.m.: Phelps announced on Twitter that he would seek help.
Spoiler alert: Everything smells like chlorine.
What LeBron’s really full of.
It’s not a sport, it’s a lifestyle.
The numbers don’t lie. Oh, but please don’t do #2.
Don’t take my word for it. Ask his girlfriend.
This is the world we live in now.
Apparently amazing achievement in one sport just wasn’t enough for the greatest Olympian of all time.
It’s good to retire at 27 as the most famous person in the history of your field.
The most decorated Olympian stretches his post-swimming wings with a new ad campaign shot by Annie Leibovitz.
Third place is a third wheel.
The swimming may be over, but the (b)romance lives forever.
He’s the greatest Olympian of all time and a poster boy for functional pot-smokers everywhere. Sometimes he makes funny faces.
Sorry, girls: she’s insanely gorgeous and a model.
With 22 medals, Michael Phelps is the most decorated Olympian of all time. In fact, Phelps’ career haul is bigger than that of approximately 75% of the world’s countries.
The greatest swimmer that ever lived is going out on top, but that doesn’t mean leaving isn’t hard.
He’s the best of all time, so this may take a while.
Most decorated Olympian in history? Check. Looks like a monkey? Check.
Lots of powerful relationships are made at the Olympics. But perhaps none is more significant than the swimmers that together make Phelpte. Feel the love.
Good guy Michael Phelps is a good guy. From Tuesday’s event.
This guy is so proud of his gold medal-winning son, he seems like he’s about to explode live on the BBC.
In a heartbreaking photo-finish, South African Chad le Clos beats Michael Phelps to prevent him from becoming the first male swimmer to win the same event in three Olympics.
We’ve come a long way from t-shirts and shorts.
French swimmer Yannick Agnel beat Lochte right at the end, earning France the gold and forcing the U.S. to settle for silver. Watch it here.