First, MJ's ghost moonwalked on live TV before showing up in a tree stump. Now he's resurfaced on some dude's car hood. We should've seen this coming after his recent trip to the DMV.
You heard it here first: Michael Jackson is the new Jesus! His face has magically appeared on a tree stump in Stockton, California. One lady says, and I quote, “To Stockton, Michael Jackson meant more to us than maybe Jesus did. I think they're even. They're both icons.”