While making his pitch at the annual International Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas, the Transformers director lost his place on the teleprompter and then his cool.
MTV in the ’90s was basically a training ground for the auteurs of today.
Sleeker, flashier, vroomier — almost Fast and Furious-esque. Dom Toretto would approve.
Chalk this victory up to our collective nostalgic outrage. Since Bay was announced as the producer for the TMNT reboot, their origin story has received most of the press.
There were no robots or asteroids in Bay’s dark comedy Pain & Gain, but it still topped the box office with $20 million.
Not known for his physique, Mackie had to eat a lot of food to match the hulking Mark Wahlberg and Dwayne Johnson. “I was very regular,” he says.
Plus new frontiers in booger research, breathtaking photos of sunrise over a sea of clouds, and… side-butt.
Filmmakers like Christopher Nolan and J.J. Abrams have embraced the large film format cameras, but IMAX’s future may be without any film at all.
The Michael Bay dark comedy may be based on a true story, but we’re having too much fun interpreting our own from these GIFs of Mark Wahlberg, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Rebel Wilson.
This is the latest one, pushing new push-up bras.
Now with 100% more explosions and krakens. A small glimpse into what fate would’ve awaited Jack and Rose if they’d been directed by anyone other than James Cameron.
This is, yet another, outrage! Apparently marketing folks don’t think the words “teenage” and “mutant” will sell this movie. We learned nothing from “John Carter”.
Michael Bay must be stopped. For the good our collective childhoods.
Ruining my childhood, one movie at a time, Michael Bay now has his hands on our favorite pizza-eating Ninja Turtles. And this time, he is going to make them aliens. Aliens.
And it’s a reboot. Of his own series. Stop it, Michael. Just stop.
For you consideration… This is not a joke. Michael Bay takes the Oscars super serious you guys.
A crappy companion piece to the Oscar nominations. This list is a composite of predictions from film critics as to which cinematic atrocity will win the uncoveted Razzie for Worst Picture, compiled by awards show handicappers GoldDerby.
It’s a well known fact that Michael Bay signs off all email correspondence and voicemail messages with (*explosion sound*). Point being, everyone knows Michael Bay loves explosions.
Since the Hollywood magnate is so well known for his adrenaline-fueled, hyper-tarded summer blockbusters, it’s only right that Michael Bay would have his own energy drink. Created exclusively for filmmakers to give them the Bay look and made from the man’s DNA, this elixir promises to give your film more action, more sexy, and more epic. Watch Video ›
Michael Bay has used the same footage to make two shitty movies. Watch Video ›
Accurate parody is accurate. Michael Bay is either in league with the devil or the most ingenious puppeteer of the hind brain in human history. Or both. View Media ›
The phrases “ineffable soullessness” and “persistent moral idiocy” are used. And that’s just in the first sentence. Looks like Michael Bay has another hit on his hands! View List ›
This sound like the set up to a Scooby-Doo caper.
Spotted at the Toy Fair in New York City, the leader of the Autobots refuses to recognize our earth parking laws. Or maybe he was ticketed for how soul-crushing “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” was. View Image ›
Remember when they used to show Megan Fox half-naked in these trailers? Is it possible that they finally made a real movie?! [Ed. note: No. But the trailer is nice!] Watch Video ›
In the tradition of Heidi Montag’s Tranformers 3 audition tape, This Is For You, Michael Bay is a new blog that is taking audition tape submissions for Michael Bay’s next movie. Go submit your own awesome tape (or add your own here, and we’ll get it to them)! View List ›
Oh good, Heidi Montag has a gun. Way to go, state of California.
Saying “Freddy’s back” is kind of ridiculous since most of the film’s leads weren’t born when the original came out, but still. Jackie Earle Healy seems to have cornered the market on child molester roles. View Media ›