From Marvel Studios’ highs to Sony Pictures’ lows, from Scarlett Johansson kicking butt to Adam Sandler bombing out, here are the highlights and lowlights in the movies this year.
“I’m a fat ballerina who takes scalps and slits throats!”
“Chris Evans is a Dorito.”
This video *may* contain explosions. H/T Reddit.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Bay’s latest film as a producer, opened with $65 million, and a sequel is already underway. There is no use in trying; Bay is unbeatable.
Do you love being a turtle? You won’t after this new movie. WARNING: Possible spoilers ahead!
A very unfortunate Australian gaffe. UPDATE: Paramount Pictures Australia has deleted the tweet.
Transformers: Age of Extinction opened with an estimated $100 million — yet another major hit in the blockbuster franchise. But what would happen if Bay stopped directing them?
The latest installment in Michael Bay’s mega-franchise is enough to make you question your own taste. So that’s what we did.
::: parachutes out of airplane as “Flawless” plays :::
This post will self-destruct in 5-seconds. Big ups to Michael Bay.
While making his pitch at the annual International Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas, the Transformers director lost his place on the teleprompter and then his cool.
MTV in the ’90s was basically a training ground for the auteurs of today.
Sleeker, flashier, vroomier — almost Fast and Furious-esque. Dom Toretto would approve.
Chalk this victory up to our collective nostalgic outrage. Since Bay was announced as the producer for the TMNT reboot, their origin story has received most of the press.
There were no robots or asteroids in Bay’s dark comedy Pain & Gain, but it still topped the box office with $20 million.
Not known for his physique, Mackie had to eat a lot of food to match the hulking Mark Wahlberg and Dwayne Johnson. “I was very regular,” he says.
Plus new frontiers in booger research, breathtaking photos of sunrise over a sea of clouds, and… side-butt.
Filmmakers like Christopher Nolan and J.J. Abrams have embraced the large film format cameras, but IMAX’s future may be without any film at all.
The Michael Bay dark comedy may be based on a true story, but we’re having too much fun interpreting our own from these GIFs of Mark Wahlberg, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Rebel Wilson.
This is the latest one, pushing new push-up bras.
Now with 100% more explosions and krakens. A small glimpse into what fate would’ve awaited Jack and Rose if they’d been directed by anyone other than James Cameron.
This is, yet another, outrage! Apparently marketing folks don’t think the words “teenage” and “mutant” will sell this movie. We learned nothing from “John Carter”.
Michael Bay must be stopped. For the good our collective childhoods.
Ruining my childhood, one movie at a time, Michael Bay now has his hands on our favorite pizza-eating Ninja Turtles. And this time, he is going to make them aliens. Aliens.
And it’s a reboot. Of his own series. Stop it, Michael. Just stop.
For you consideration… This is not a joke. Michael Bay takes the Oscars super serious you guys.