Now with 100% more explosions and krakens. A small glimpse into what fate would've awaited Jack and Rose if they'd been directed by anyone other than James Cameron.
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/03/tmnt-no-longer-teenag...
This is, yet another, outrage! Apparently marketing folks don't think the words “teenage” and “mutant” will sell this movie. We learned nothing from “John Carter”.
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/03/start-the-lollacopter...
Michael Bay must be stopped. For the good our collective childhoods.
Movie Buzz Ruining my childhood, one movie at a time, Michael Bay now has his hands on our favorite pizza-eating Ninja Turtles. And this time, he is going to make them aliens. Aliens.
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2012/02/14/michael-bay-trans...
And it's a reboot. Of his own series. Stop it, Michael. Just stop.
Movie Buzz For you consideration… This is not a joke. Michael Bay takes the Oscars super serious you guys.
Celebrity Buzz A crappy companion piece to the Oscar nominations. This list is a composite of predictions from film critics as to which cinematic atrocity will win the uncoveted Razzie for Worst Picture, compiled by awards show handicappers GoldDerby.
Politics Buzz The Rick Perry camp takes a stab at some Tim Pawlenty styled propaganda in this quickly assembled attack on Mitt Romney's $10,000 bet gaffe.
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/11/the-many-explosions-o...
It's a well known fact that Michael Bay signs off all email correspondence and voicemail messages with (*explosion sound*). Point being, everyone knows Michael Bay loves explosions.
Since the Hollywood magnate is so well known for his adrenaline-fueled, hyper-tarded summer blockbusters, it’s only right that Michael Bay would have his own energy drink. Created exclusively for filmmakers to give them the Bay look and made from the man’s DNA, this elixir promises to give your film more action, more sexy, and more epic.
Michael Bay has used the same footage to make two shitty movies.
Movie Buzz Accurate parody is accurate. Michael Bay is either in league with the devil or the most ingenious puppeteer of the hind brain in human history. Or both.
Michael Bay is super hot on the BuzzFeed Network right now. Here's all the best viral buzz on Michael Bay.
Movie Buzz The phrases “ineffable soullessness” and “persistent moral idiocy” are used. And that's just in the first sentence. Looks like Michael Bay has another hit on his hands!
http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2011/03/06/michae...
This sound like the set up to a Scooby-Doo caper.
Spotted at the Toy Fair in New York City, the leader of the Autobots refuses to recognize our earth parking laws. Or maybe he was ticketed for how soul-crushing “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” was.
Remember when they used to show Megan Fox half-naked in these trailers? Is it possible that they finally made a real movie?! [Ed. note: No. But the trailer is nice!]
Culture Buzz This Optimus Prime ice sculpture, created by artists Atti Pedrozo and Michel de Kok, is 26 feet tall. According to Michael Bay, the leader of the Autobots stands 28 feet tall, while others have estimated him to be anywhere from 16 to 42 feet tall.
Movie Buzz In the tradition of Heidi Montag's Tranformers 3 audition tape, This Is For You, Michael Bay is a new blog that is taking audition tape submissions for Michael Bay's next movie. Go submit your own awesome tape (or add your own here, and we'll get it to them)!
http://www.avclub.com/articles/life-is-fleeting-but-heres...
Oh good, Heidi Montag has a gun. Way to go, state of California.
Movie Buzz Saying “Freddy's back” is kind of ridiculous since most of the film's leads weren't born when the original came out, but still. Jackie Earle Healy seems to have cornered the market on child molester roles.
The Aughts reached their natural conclusion about three weeks early. (Yes, it's real. I know.)
Film maker and explosion enthusiast Michael Bay has a hard time doing something as simple as getting his mail without making it a giant production.
This is a CGI driven student film that is way, way better than anything Michael Bay will ever do. [Via geeksaresexy]
If your car explodes in the middle of the air off a sweet-ass jump, call this guy. (via Holy Taco)
http://www.amazon.com/o/ASIN/B000NU2NJ8?tag=buzz0f-20
“Transformers (Two-Disc Special Edition) [HD DVD]” from Michael Bay is surging on Amazon.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/michael_bay_signs_50...
“The studio decided only Bay could be relied upon to deliver a 220-minute cinematic clusterf*ck with enough tedious performances, overblown cinematography, and CGI explosions to make even the most casual fan want to scratch their eyes out.” This is one of those Onion parodies that's going to be funny right up until the point that it comes true.
http://twitter.com/MichaelBay_Dir
Not to be outdone by his awesome, explosive Fake Twitter, Michael Bay is now in the Twitter mix. It's a subtler pleasure, although I love that he signs every tweet “-Mike” just like my dad signs each Gchat. There are some excellent Fake vs. Real Mike spats in our future.