The mega-deal with the Marlins is for the next 13 years.
Well done, Miami Marlins. (No, really!)
This is why it’s important to play catch with your children.
Chad Qualls fall down, go boom.
Miami’s branding efforts aren’t going so well.
The Marlins are the league’s lovable losers.
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on the goofy fish-head mascot.
The Miami Marlins are hopeless and their fans are nowhere to be found.
He will sue the crap out of every last supporter if he has to.
Where have we seen this before? Oh, wait, every time the Marlins have ever briefly been relevant.
In a sport that’s often accused of being boring, Logan Morrison is doing everything he can to entertain.
The stadium has officially been christened.
Marlins Manager Ozzie Guillén has been suspended for praising Fidel Castro in an interview. But as soon as that suspension’s over, it’s just a matter of time until the next Ozzie scandal engulfs the club.
The Miami Marlins manager has only been on the job for a matter of months and has already put his job in jeopardy.
Ozzie Guillen loves Fidel Castro, may or may not support Hugo Chávez, and is probably going to keep offending people.
Uh oh. Maybe this explains why they’re so ugly.
Prepare yourself for the 2012 Miami Marlins, the most exciting .500 team in baseball history.
Spring Training games are not real games. They’re glorified practices that allow players to get whipped into shape. But Ozzie Guillen hasn’t won “Craziest Man In Baseball” for 20 straight years without reason. The tantrum master doesn’t care if the game doesn’t count.
Very clever, Sports Illustrated. Very clever.