SPOILER ALERT: It doesn’t end well. Where does this take place? Yup…Florida.
Maryland and Miami played a truly terrible basketball game last night. It was not fun to watch. And then Miami’s Trey McKinney Jones went and did this.
Are we sure this dolph isn’t the father???
The art world descended upon Miami Beach this weekend for the annual Miami Beach Art Basel festival. WARNING: This post may contain mesh shirts, tribal fanny packs, and mature women in miniskirts, proceed with caution.
Why go to Miami to look at art when it’s all on Instagram?
At the art world’s biggest (and most scene-y) fair of the season, quirky animal sculptures are everywhere. Trend alert!
“He’s become a very consistent supporter of the embargo.”
Well, there goes that theory. The toxicology results are back, and the attacker had nothing in his system besides small amounts of marijuana.
Amazing. The Jackson Memorial Hospital released these photos of Ronald Poppo up and walking, less than a month after after having half of his face chewed off by Rudy Eugene. WARNING: Graphic images.
Not that you need another reason to avoid bath salts. Dustin Ricky Harrell today entered a guilty plea in the extraordinarily vicious killing of his family dog, a 4-pound Yorkshire terrier named Honey. He was abusing bath salts at the time. WARNING: Disturbing details of animal abuse.
Police suspect a “cocaine psychosis,” I suspect ZOMBIE. Officially super-creeped out.
Look at this hipster at NBA All-Star weekend.
Then he scored 35 points - two of which came when he jumped over John Lucas to finish an alley-oop - and the Heat beat the Bulls by four.
This photo is amazing. During the Heat/76ers game, a rather fierce bout of voguing erupted. Heat indeed, Chris Bosh…Heat indeed. And keep a special eye out for LeBron James.
Those roofers are heroes, BTW. They didn’t even know the bats were in there; they’re just redoing a man’s roof and, ba’am, discover the Temple of Doom in South Florida.
So busted. 35-year-old Miami police officer Fausto Lopez told the state trooper he was running late to his second job — that’s not gonna get you off the hook, son.
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There’s only one classy capital of the United States and it is definitely Miami.
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Mavericks guard DeShawn Stevenson in a custom t-shirt that celebrates Dallas’ championship victory over LeBron James and the Miami Heat. Our lord Dirk Nowitski’s name taken in vain!
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Who is this man, and what is going on?
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Flight cancellations and delays at Miami International Airport will remain due to a huge fire at its fuel depot.
Morbid interpretations of NFL team logos. Considering the deluge of dead birds raining from the sky, the Cardinal’s logo is topical. All of these, and more to come, are available in t-shirt form from artist Jon Defreest.
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Miami was named the fattest city in America by Men’s Fitness, while Colorado Springs ranked most fit. Minneapolis, Denver and Salt Lake City beat out the sunny, beachside city, which should be a wake-up call, considering those cities are effing freezing.