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metaphors
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An Explanation Why Women Like To Date Jerks
Culture Buzz I think the lesson here, ladies, is don't date assholes. (via reddit.com)
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Literal ‘Tonight Show’ Wreckage
TV Buzz Conan employee Aaron Bleyart Tweeted some photos of the former studio on his last day with a badge (February 5). NBC went with the metaphorical approach to redecorating, apparently. [Tear.]
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Image: Human Skin Rug
Chrissy Conant's “Chrissy Skin Rug” is either a charming ode to Silence of the Lambs, or a disturbing metaphor. I'll assume it's a metaphor, but I'd much rather imagine her saying to guests, “You see, it puts the carpet cleaner on its skin, and it looks as clean as ever!” [Update: Typo and bad grammar corrected - sorry!]
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Image: Blockbuster Oven
This is actually not performance art but a real, cake-baking oven photographed in Liberia. Life lesson: unorthodox ovens lead to panty-dropping and delicious desserts.
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Video: Fox News Thinks Uncle Sam Is A Rapist
Fox Compares Government Intervention in Economy to Sexual Abuse
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Link: Tom Cruise As Market Metaphor
http://www.slate.com/id/2207067/
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“The Cruise persona, like a junk bond, was never meant to reach maturity.” This article is actually more interested in how the market explains Tom Cruise's dwindling career, but how great do feel about your portfolio when you think about it in terms of War of the Worlds?
