No, absolutely not.
No, absolutely not.
This is Eric Calderone. From what I see, he is a metal god. If you get the chance, check out some of his other videos.
This is absolutely mesmerizing.
Ryan Watson is lead guitar and vocals for the kid cover band Unavailable. And, yes, they’re on Facebook.
Impressive. Watch Video ›
Eric likes to shred. Eric shreds to Flo Rida. Any questions? Watch Video ›
May the 4th be with you! You’re welcome, nerds. View List ›
Crafts for metal dads to enjoy with their children. Watch Video ›
The camera operator was obviously torn over which was more fascinating, the awkward band or the awkward loss of motor control they were triggering in the audience. How do you say “arrhythmic jerking” in Finnish? Watch Video ›
Recycling is so brutal. It’s hard to fit all of Mastodon into that little bin. View Image ›
Just when you thought heavy metal doggy air drumming couldn’t get any heavy metal doggy air drummier, here comes Charlie Chewz. Of the Charleston Chewz? Watch Video ›
More indestructible than whatever Cher is made of.
Now you can headbang your way through the alphabet with the abc’s of heavy metal! View Image ›
Once a metalhead, always a metalhead. Watch Video ›
A touching ode to Lady Cat, the cutest and most metal cat in the world. She wants to kill you with her love! She wants to kill you for your blood! Watch Video ›
You know you hummed it and whistled it for days after hearing it in Ocarina of Time. Watch Video ›
The meme…it burns! (so good). Watch Video ›
Smart parrot is incredibly smart, and metal. Watch Video ›
I hope that tortoise doesn’t get a headache from all that headbanging. Watch Video ›
Great, guys. You just killed your only fan/roadie/manager/publicist/groupie. Now, it’ll take you forever to rebuild your fanbase. Watch Video ›
What do metal dads do when their kids are bored? THEY CRAFT! Watch Video ›
Props to anyone who can play instruments with prehistoric claws. Watch Video ›
Age ain’t nothing but a number. Watch Video ›
What disability? View Image ›