Find The Rose Boy

Kodak will pay you $5000 to find Megan Fox’s rose boy. You will be both wealthier and a good person, and what’s more: this is why the internet exists! True love and the triumph of sad people. And riches. Help now. Update: A Gawker reader found him (78% sure it’s him)! His name is Harvii. Read More ›

Amanda Dobbins 3 years ago 9 responses

Megan Fox Crushes Boy’s Spirit

Megan Fox refused this rose from a desperate London suitor, because she is a heartless robot. Just look at his eyes and tell me you don’t believe in love. View Image ›

Amanda Dobbins 3 years ago 59 responses