30 Kids That Are Just OVER It

Ugh, MORNINGS. And the REST of the day, you’re OVER IT. Just like these kids.

Sean Curry 3 months ago 43 responses

21 Things Waiters Dread

Throw an extra buck or two in next time you tip. They earned it.

Sean Curry 3 months ago 406 responses

Bam Margera Posts A Photo Of Him Holding A Gun To His Puppy’s Head, Then Apologizes

It was a fake gun, but the message could not have been worse. He also posted more photos with him holding the gun against human heads, which is also not funny. Now he has apologized for the whole thing.

Lauren Yapalater 7 months ago 172 responses

A Lovely Song About Awful Internet Trolls

This is the most polite and cheery way to give a huge middle finger to all the internet “haters.”

Lauren Yapalater 11 months ago 46 responses

30 Adorably Pathetic Dogs Wearing Elizabethan Collars

I hope all these pups are healthy now, but seriously guys. E-collars make for a great photo opportunity.

hgrant a year ago 28 responses

26 Meanest Quotes From Reviews Of Lana Del Rey’s New Album

Ouch. Lana Del Rey, formerly Lizzie Grant, recently released her much-hyped debut album, “Born to Die.” The reactions are what you could charitably call “mixed.” Here are the nastiest quotes from the nastiest reviews.

Gavon Laessig a year ago 233 responses

Woman Calls Out News Reporter On Live TV

Reporter Meg Coyle for KING 5 in Seattle was reporting on sledding safety on Queen Anne Hill when a very unhappy woman called her out for being a “killjoy”. Seattle residents take their sledding very seriously.

hgrant a year ago 6 responses

Police Caught Punching Special Needs Woman

In Bellflower, CA a cop was video taped striking a handicapped woman on the bus. According to a spokesperson for the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s office, the woman, who’s name was not given, has a previous record of assaulting police. That still doesn’t excuse an officer punching her in the face when she wasn’t resisting arrest. Luckily veteran Jermaine Green was there to catch the whole incident on his phone. (via huffingtonpost.com)

hgrant a year ago 73 responses

These Shoes Are Quite Upset

You would also be angry if you had to swallow stinky feet all day. Kinda looks like those gape-mouthed martians from Sesame Street, but pissed. View Image ›

Gavon Laessig 2 years ago 73 responses

PS You Are Mean

A perfectly valid reason to run away. I believe this is the original manuscript for “The Catcher in the Rye.” View Image ›

Gavon Laessig 2 years ago 118 responses

Is It Bad If It Still Fizzes When You Twist the Cap off? on collegehumor.com ›

That’s not where that’s supposed to go.

CollegeHumor 3 years ago 6 responses

Perez Hilton: “Heart Attack or Cold Feet?”

In a now deleted post, Perez Hilton originally tried to call Michael Jackson’s “bluff,” offering up a theory that MJ was pulling a “stunt” to avoid his upcoming tour. After admitting that he was “dubious,” Perez ended the post with “Get your money back ticket holders!!!” Classy, Perez. Defending himself against Pete Wentz (!), Perez said, “I’m like the McDonald’s of the Internet.” View Image ›

Brian Ries 3 years ago 86 responses

My Life Is Average on mylifeisaverage.com ›

The sizzling new alternative to Fuck My Life. It’s just as riveting, but way easier to relate to. If you’ve ever done stuff, gone to things, or experienced the normal course of events, then this site is for you. Via @joyengel.

Jack Shepherd 4 years ago 17 responses