Celebrities Reading Mean Tweets About Themselves Is Still The Greatest Thing Ever
Jimmy Kimmel brought back this wonderful segment last night. It will never get old.
Jimmy Kimmel brought back this wonderful segment last night. It will never get old.
Ugh, MORNINGS. And the REST of the day, you’re OVER IT. Just like these kids.
Throw an extra buck or two in next time you tip. They earned it.
It was a fake gun, but the message could not have been worse. He also posted more photos with him holding the gun against human heads, which is also not funny. Now he has apologized for the whole thing.
This is the most polite and cheery way to give a huge middle finger to all the internet “haters.”
I hope all these pups are healthy now, but seriously guys. E-collars make for a great photo opportunity.
Ouch. Lana Del Rey, formerly Lizzie Grant, recently released her much-hyped debut album, “Born to Die.” The reactions are what you could charitably call “mixed.” Here are the nastiest quotes from the nastiest reviews.
Reporter Meg Coyle for KING 5 in Seattle was reporting on sledding safety on Queen Anne Hill when a very unhappy woman called her out for being a “killjoy”. Seattle residents take their sledding very seriously.
In Bellflower, CA a cop was video taped striking a handicapped woman on the bus. According to a spokesperson for the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s office, the woman, who’s name was not given, has a previous record of assaulting police. That still doesn’t excuse an officer punching her in the face when she wasn’t resisting arrest. Luckily veteran Jermaine Green was there to catch the whole incident on his phone. (via huffingtonpost.com)
You would also be angry if you had to swallow stinky feet all day. Kinda looks like those gape-mouthed martians from Sesame Street, but pissed. View Image ›
A perfectly valid reason to run away. I believe this is the original manuscript for “The Catcher in the Rye.” View Image ›
That’s not where that’s supposed to go.
In a now deleted post, Perez Hilton originally tried to call Michael Jackson’s “bluff,” offering up a theory that MJ was pulling a “stunt” to avoid his upcoming tour. After admitting that he was “dubious,” Perez ended the post with “Get your money back ticket holders!!!” Classy, Perez. Defending himself against Pete Wentz (!), Perez said, “I’m like the McDonald’s of the Internet.” View Image ›
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