Please stop now.
Please stop now.
It was his birthday and everything.
Jo Thompson weighed just four stone at one point. She credits McDonald’s as the cure for her disease.
Why does a McDonald’s hamburger purchased in 1999 look no different from a fresh one? The fast-food chain says it isn’t due to preservatives.
Spoiler alert: EXACTLY the same as it did the day it was purchased in 1999. Doooooooooood. (via huffingtonpost.com)
Bring back the McDLT!
Croque McDo? Maharaja Mac?! McAloo Tikki Burger?!! Yup, they exist…just not at your local Mickey-D’s. (via medicalinsurance.org)
McDonald’s newest culinary invention deserves your respect.
Warning: Don’t read this if you’re not ready to have your chicken nugget perception changed forever.
This is the best cone-ing reaction. (Ed. note: Granted, it’s an insanely stupid trend, but this reaction almost makes the cone-ing meme worth it. Almost.) Watch Video ›
It looks like McDonald’s likes to recycle! Good for them. View Image ›
They prop up our economy and our arteries.
Ronald McDonald benched.
This may just be a commercial for McDonald’s, but you just can’t fake this kind of raw emotion. I need to find my metaphorical “Sponge Bob straw” in life. Watch Video ›
Ah great, McDonald’s is hiring away all the rapping robots. This guy’s at the McDonald’s near UCSD in La Jolla, CA, per a YouTube commenter. Watch Video ›
An awesome employee at the McDonalds near UCSD in La Jolla, California brightening up peoples days (or nights in this case) with a unique order taking technique and a song about sauces. (Via theinternettoday.net.) Watch Video ›
That’s no moon … that’s a mash-up! [Ed. note: Created by Angus MacLane as part of a contest to create a new Star Wars bounty hunter ship out of legos. You can check out tons more pics on his Flickr.] (Via Super Punch.) View Image ›
Finally, a way to bypass actually eating McDonald’s food. And this way you take fewer calories, too! View Image ›
A lean, mean eating machine. [Ed. note: Selling grills is hungry work. Regardless, you may want to put George Foreman on your heart attack watchlist. We have another “celebrity summer of death” starting right now.] View Image ›
There must be something about McDonald’s that gets people irritated (other than the food of course). This lady caused thousands of dollars in damage because she didn’t like the way her sandwich was made. Police are still looking for her! Watch Video ›
Guantánamo Bay has a McDonalds? Apparently so, and they’re looking for a new assistant manager. Don’t ask what happened to the last one. View Image ›
Dollar menu in, dollar menu out. View Image ›
Half-naked male models scarfing down Big Macs and shakes in public, in their underwear. We’re not sure about you, but we’d suggest the dude in the middle order another milkshake or two. The visible rib cage went out of style with heroin chic and Auschwitz, bro-ham. View Image ›
Aka, two people nearly killed by giant metaphor for the poor eating habits that are slowly killing America.
…sad. View Image ›
In Soviet Russia, McDonald’s eats you. View Image ›