Politics Buzz More than 800,000 people from around the world have cast their ballots in this virtual election simulation. For what it’s worth, McCain only seems to have a fighting chance with the American Samoan, Venezuelan, and Georgian electorate. Results here.
This is one of our favorite Election Day haikus so far. If you can come up with 17 total syllables to describe your feelings on this historic occasion, join the party and post your own election-themed Haiku here.
Politics Buzz Nightmare scenarios about what happens when the guy you didn’t vote for wins the presidency …
Politics Buzz You could probably do this to just about any politician who’s used to repeating the same talking points, but it’s still pretty incredible to watch. Some impressive (and painstaking) video editing that peaks with a chorus of McCains saying, “My friends”.
Politics Buzz CBS News: Police sources are saying that “a campaign worker has now confessed to making up a story that a mugger attacked her and cut the letter ‘B’ in her face after seeing her McCain bumper sticker.” The story broke in the press two days ago and was all over the news, but police said there were inconsistencies with her story. She has since confessed that it was a total lie, and is facing charges.
McCain’s popularity is crashing right along with the stock market.
Politics Buzz McCain’s incessant use of the phrase “my friends”, has a growing number of people announcing that they are in fact Not McCain’s Friend. It’s a hot political topic across the Twitter universe right now, and the Washington Post is calling it “McCain’s tic”. All in all, he said it 22 freaking times in last night’s debate, which also just so happens to be the number of letters in the Hebrew alphabet. Playing to the Jews, are we McCain? Conspiracy Alert!
Science Buzz In the first presidential debate, John McCain cited a bear DNA study as an example of pork barrel spending. He seemed also to imply a hatred of bears. The bear project in Montana, as it turns out, isn’t a pork product, and even the numbers he quoted were wrong. Nonetheless, his dislike of bears remains.
The Economist creates the “Global Electoral College” and invites the world to vote in the upcoming US election.
Sarah Palin puts herself at the top of the ticket, starts talking about the “Palin-McCain Administration…”
We just got this angry email from a guy upset with BuzzFeed’s coverage of McCain.
Jill Greenberg makes a strong statement about McCain after sneaking an unflattering photo of him during a photoshoot for The Atlantic.
How much money will each candidate’s tax plan save the average American? Here’s a more accurate graph that takes into account the proportions of the population at each income level.
What it would look like if the world could vote in the presidential election.
Politics Buzz Nancy and Ann Wilson, John Cougar/Cougar-Mellencamp/Mellencamp, Van Halen and Jackson Brown ask McCain to stop using their music. Seems the Republicans can’t even steal their way out of their white stodginess. I say all for the better. If I see one more Democrat dancing to Fleetwood Mac I’m gonna slit my wrists with a cracked Rumors LP.
A chart displaying the frequency of words used by both Republican and Democratic speakers at their respective conventions.
Politics Buzz Chris Matthews takes on Clintons for Mccain founder Cristi Adkins at the Democratic National Convention. This woman makes a claim about Obama’s past, but when Matthews asks her to cite her sources, she simply replies “I’m not telling.” I’m sure if Matthews promised to take her out for ice cream after, she might have budged.
Photos of McCain and Obama doctored to predict what they might look like by re-election time.
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