BuzzFeed - Buzz Tagged "mattel" http://www.buzzfeed.com BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2012 BuzzFeed, Inc. Sun, 12 Feb 2012 13:14:42 -0500 editor@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) info@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) Kardashian Barbie Dolls Are Koming Soon http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/kardashian-barbie-dolls-are-koming-soon Say it with me: “WHYYYY?” The Huffington Post is reporting that the latest in the Kardashian enterprise is a line of Mattel Barbie dolls.

If it weren't already January I think it would be appropriate to say "Those damn Kardashians are ruining Christmas!" The rumor hasn't been confirmed by Mattel just yet so we can safely assume they'll be released just in time to ruin next Christmas. That said, don't you think that Bratz would have been a better choice?

Here's what we imagine the forthcoming travesty to look like:

Kim (with ample behind photoshopped in), Khloe, and Kourtney

Bruce and Kris Jenner

We turned Scott Disick into a Ken doll...

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/kardashian-barbie-dolls-are-koming-soon Thu, 05 Jan 2012 14:32:08 -0500 <b>Say it with me: "WHYYYY?"</b> The <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/05/kardashian-barbie-dolls-are-on-the-way_n_1186311.html">Huffington Post</a> is reporting that the latest in the Kardashian enterprise is a line of Mattel Barbie dolls. whitneyjefferson adult If it weren&#39;t already January I think it would be appropriate to say "Those damn Kardashians are ruining Christmas!" The rumor hasn&#39;t been confirmed by Mattel just yet so we can safely assume they&#39;ll be released just in time to ruin <em>next</em> Christmas. That said, don&#39;t you think that <a href="http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/bratz.jpg">Bratz</a> would have been a better choice? Here&#39;s what we imagine the forthcoming travesty to look like: nonadult Kim (with ample behind photoshopped in), Khloe, and Kourtney nonadult Bruce and Kris Jenner nonadult We turned Scott Disick into a Ken doll... nonadult ...even though he is already a living, breathing Ken Doll already -- as evidenced below: nonadult nonadult Barbie Foosball http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/barbie-foosball Available at FAO Schwarz for only $24,999.99. Looks like a mass crucifixion in pink.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/barbie-foosball Tue, 08 Mar 2011 13:41:53 -0500 <b>Available at FAO Schwarz for only $24,999.99.</b> Looks like a mass crucifixion in pink. gavon nonadult Floor Is Lava! http://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewrhg/floor-is-lava-1cr1 Caution: The floor is now LAVA! . Questions remain as to why this game inserts itself without prompting into the minds of children all around the world.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewrhg/floor-is-lava-1cr1 Sat, 05 Mar 2011 03:02:09 -0500 <b>Caution: The floor is now LAVA!</b>. Questions remain as to why this game inserts itself without prompting into the minds of children all around the world. andrewrhg nonadult Horrorpops Bassist Sues Mattel Over Barbie Likeness http://www.buzzfeed.com/neverlift/check-your-ego-at-the-door-203h Horrorpops bassist Patricia Day needs to get over herself and check her ego at the door. Day has just sued Mattel for what she calls a complete rip off of her likeness. She claims the doll is a spitting image of herself . What's your verdict?

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/neverlift/check-your-ego-at-the-door-203h Thu, 13 Jan 2011 03:32:04 -0500 <b>Horrorpops bassist Patricia Day needs to get over herself and check her ego at the door.</b> Day has just <a href="http://www.montrealgazette.com/entertainment/Danish+punk+rocker+sues+Mattel+over+Barbie+doll/4057378/story.html">sued Mattel</a> for what she calls a complete rip off of her likeness. She claims the doll is a <a href="http://www.crawdaddy.com/index.php/2011/01/05/rockabilly-barbie-infringement-lawsuit-shocker/">spitting image of herself</a>. What&#39;s your verdict? neverlift adult Angry Birds Board Game http://www.buzzfeed.com/ballofh8/angry-birds-boardgame-22qk Play Angry Birds in real life! Starting this May. You can keep this with your other useless Angry Birds paraphernalia. ( Via .)

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/ballofh8/angry-birds-boardgame-22qk Fri, 07 Jan 2011 23:32:03 -0500 <b>Play Angry Birds in real life!</b> Starting this May. You can keep this with your other useless Angry Birds paraphernalia. (<a href="http://www.electricpig.co.uk/2011/01/07/play-angry-birds-for-real/">Via</a>.) ballofh8 nonadult Stinky The Garbage Truck http://www.buzzfeed.com/lonewolf23/stinky-set-to-break-record-sales-1i2x

What's better than a truck that farts? This robo-truck called Stinky is not your average truck. Stinky can drive around, load and unload garbage and he also has quite the personality - he talks, tells jokes, eats and sings!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/lonewolf23/stinky-set-to-break-record-sales-1i2x Wed, 28 Jul 2010 02:02:03 -0400 <b> What&#39;s better than a truck that farts? </b> This robo-truck called <a href="http://www.stinkythegarbage-truck.co.uk">Stinky </a> is not your average truck. Stinky can drive around, load and unload garbage and he also has quite the personality - he talks, tells jokes, eats and sings! lonewolf23 adult Barbie-In-A-Blender Day http://www.buzzfeed.com/melismashable/barbie-in-a-blender-day In honor of Barbie-In-A-Blender day, I have searched through hundreds of videos on YouTube to present you with the best of Barbie destruction. A little background: National Barbie in a Blender day originated after Utah artist, Tom Forsythe, was sued by the Mattel Corporation who found his photo of a Barbie in a blender less-than-amusing.

  1. Will It Blend? - Barbie

  2. BBQ Barbie

  3. Rocket Launch Barbie

  4. Car Accident Barbie

  5. The Barbie Blow Up

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/melismashable/barbie-in-a-blender-day Tue, 27 Jul 2010 12:16:51 -0400 <b>In honor of Barbie-In-A-Blender day, I have searched through hundreds of videos on YouTube to present you with the best of Barbie destruction. </b> A little background: National Barbie in a Blender day originated after Utah artist, Tom Forsythe, was sued by the Mattel Corporation who found his photo of a Barbie in a blender less-than-amusing. melismashable nonadult Evil Ken http://www.buzzfeed.com/bwgan/evil-ken-lpl

So all it takes to turn Ken evil is a wicked 'tache. Add some chops, and he's a movie star. Catch me, I'ma gonna swoon. ( via )

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/bwgan/evil-ken-lpl Mon, 21 Sep 2009 12:26:39 -0400 <b>So all it takes to turn Ken evil is a wicked &#39;tache.</b> Add some chops, and he&#39;s a movie star. Catch me, I&#39;ma gonna swoon. (<a href="http://jezebel.com/5363609/put-a-moustache-on-ken-and-pretend-hes-the-bad-guy">via</a>) bwgan nonadult Karl Lagerfeld Barbie http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/karl-lagerfeld-barbie Wow. He even has the gloves.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/akdobbins/karl-lagerfeld-barbie Thu, 19 Mar 2009 12:20:22 -0400 Wow. He even has the gloves. akdobbins nonadult Barbie Creator Had Sex Obsession http://www.buzzfeed.com/ameliarainbird/barbie-creator-had-sex-obsession-4kq

All is revealed in Jerry Oppenheimer's new book “Toy Monster: The Big, Bad World of Mattel,” out next month.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/ameliarainbird/barbie-creator-had-sex-obsession-4kq Thu, 08 Jan 2009 14:33:40 -0500 All is revealed in Jerry Oppenheimer&#39;s new book "Toy Monster: The Big, Bad World of Mattel," out next month. ameliarainbird adult Black Canary Barbie http://www.buzzfeed.com/jredmondiii/black-canary-barbie Black Canary Barbie takes on a kinky S&M look, but she's still one of the holiday's hottest items.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/jredmondiii/black-canary-barbie Fri, 12 Dec 2008 13:56:10 -0500 Black Canary Barbie takes on a kinky S&amp;M look, but she&#39;s still one of the holiday&#39;s hottest items. jredmondiii adult