BuzzFeed - Buzz Tagged "masturbation" http://www.buzzfeed.com BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2008 BuzzFeed, Inc. Mon, 23 Nov 2009 02:51:29 -0500 nomail@example.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) nomail@example.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) New Adventures in Masturbation: The Flip Hole http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=peggy&buzz=new-adventures-in-masturbation-the-flip-hole&c=7R7K97&u=72Q7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fpeggy%2Fnew-adventures-in-masturbation-the-flip-hole%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fpeggy%2Fnew-adventures-in-masturbation-the-flip-hole%2F

Remember that egg masturbator that helped the Masturbation Champion last 9 whole hours? Tenga's got a new designy vagina-simulation toy for you. From the looks of it, couldn't you just masturbate with some hollowed-out computer speakers?

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  4. YouTube - British Guy Demonstrates the TENGA Flip Hole Masturbator
]]> http://buzzfeed.com/peggy/new-adventures-in-masturbation-the-flip-hole Wed, 26 Aug 2009 20:13:38 -0400 The Wages of Sin is Death http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=sarahmorgan&buzz=the-wages-of-sin-is-death&c=7FJRG7&u=72UO7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fsarahmorgan%2Fthe-wages-of-sin-is-death%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fsarahmorgan%2Fthe-wages-of-sin-is-death%2F

It turns out the swine flu is caused by excessive masturbation. Also the bubonic plague, baldness, nightmares - all kinds of trouble.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/sarahmorgan/the-wages-of-sin-is-death Thu, 30 Apr 2009 14:20:14 -0400 Honor Code Violation (NSFW) http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=ries&buzz=honor-code-violation-nsfw-6y&c=7COW27&u=71MQ7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fries%2Fhonor-code-violation-nsfw-6y%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fries%2Fhonor-code-violation-nsfw-6y%2F

It looks like masturbating in the showers at the University of Michigan is an honor code violation. Their auto industry is falling apart but their ejaculate is industrial!

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/ries/honor-code-violation-nsfw-6y Tue, 31 Mar 2009 23:51:09 -0400 The Secret of Life Revealed! http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=sarahmorgan&buzz=the-secret-of-life-revealed&c=7CF6U7&u=72UO7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fsarahmorgan%2Fthe-secret-of-life-revealed%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fsarahmorgan%2Fthe-secret-of-life-revealed%2F

Ernest Borgnine is 91 and he has a lot of wisdom to share. Wow, that was so beautiful. Let's all remember to respect our elders.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/sarahmorgan/the-secret-of-life-revealed Sat, 28 Mar 2009 13:01:21 -0400 Pink's "Sober" http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=eliot&buzz=pinks-sober-26q&c=73VJO7&u=7C97&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Feliot%2Fpinks-sober-26q%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Feliot%2Fpinks-sober-26q%2F

A new video from Pink, in which she makes sex on herself! I wish I could somehow find a way to make a “Pinky and the Brain” joke here, but it's just not coming to me.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/eliot/pinks-sober-26q Wed, 26 Nov 2008 23:49:04 -0500 Kittens I've Killed http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=eliot&buzz=kittens-ive-killed&c=715YN7&u=7C97&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Feliot%2Fkittens-ive-killed%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Feliot%2Fkittens-ive-killed%2F

Every time you hit refresh on this site , another cat is shot in cold blood. So go ahead and resume… normal activity .

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/eliot/kittens-ive-killed Wed, 27 Aug 2008 15:48:56 -0400 Ernest Borgnine Loves to Masturbate http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=peggy&buzz=ernest-borgnine-loves-to-masturbate&c=711IT7&u=72Q7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fpeggy%2Fernest-borgnine-loves-to-masturbate%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fpeggy%2Fernest-borgnine-loves-to-masturbate%2F

On Fox & Friends, 91-year-old Ernest Borgnine says the secret to staying young at his old age is masturbation. This is why I love old people!!!!

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