BuzzFeed - Buzz Tagged "masturbation" http://www.buzzfeed.com BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2012 BuzzFeed, Inc. Mon, 13 Feb 2012 00:30:39 -0500 editor@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) info@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) Stay Classy, St. Andrews Students http://www.buzzfeed.com/upnextstudios/masturbation-notice-at-st-andrews-uni-35zd This is the University Prince William attended. Looks like it has gone downhill somewhat.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/upnextstudios/masturbation-notice-at-st-andrews-uni-35zd Wed, 16 Nov 2011 09:02:08 -0500 <b>This is the University Prince William attended. </b>Looks like it has gone downhill somewhat. upnextstudios nonadult 5 Insane Ways Fear Of Masturbation Shaped The World http://www.cracked.com/article_19520_5-insane-ways-fear-masturbation-shaped-modern-world.html

The Middle Ages had the Black Death, 1918 had the influenza epidemic. But the scourge sweeping the land at the end of the 19th century? Masturbation.

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]]> http://www.cracked.com/article_19520_5-insane-ways-fear-masturbation-shaped-modern-world.html Tue, 08 Nov 2011 03:17:10 -0500 <b>The Middle Ages had the Black Death, 1918 had the influenza epidemic.</b> But the scourge sweeping the land at the end of the 19th century? Masturbation. cracked nonadult The David Cross Masturbation Collection http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/the-david-cross-masturbation-collection Here's H. Jon Benjamin, Sarah Silverman and David Cross in a classic scene from director Sam Seder's bizzarre cult film A Bad Situationist .

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/provincialelitist/the-david-cross-masturbation-collection Wed, 02 Nov 2011 23:32:08 -0400 <b>Here&#39;s H. Jon Benjamin, Sarah Silverman and David Cross in a classic scene from director <a href="http://majority.fm/">Sam Seder&#39;s</a> bizzarre cult film <em><a href="http://abadsituationist.com/">A Bad Situationist</a></em>.</b> provincialelitist nonadult Need A New Vibrator That Is Also A USB Flash Drive? http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/need-a-new-vibrator-that-is-also-a-usb-flash-drive

Because you never know when you'll need a masturbation toy that can store your data.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/need-a-new-vibrator-that-is-also-a-usb-flash-drive Fri, 26 Aug 2011 11:57:01 -0400 <b>Because you never know when you&#39;ll need a masturbation toy that can store your data.</b> jpmoore nonadult Probably British http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/probably-british-281t Yes, probably.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/probably-british-281t Sat, 18 Jun 2011 05:02:10 -0400 Yes, probably. burnred nonadult 40 Masturbation Songs http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/40-masturbation-songs To mark the passing of Masturbation Month , here are 40 musical odes to onanism. These songs are either completely about masturbation, make reference to masturbation or involve sex toys designed for self-pleasure. This list is by no means comprehensive. Add your favorite auto-erotic tracks in the comments below!

  1. "She Bop" Cyndi Lauper

    "Do I wanna go out with a lions roar/Huh, yea, I wanna go south and get me some more/Hey, they say that a stitch in time saves nine/They say I better stop, or Ill go blind/Oop, she bop, she bop"

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/40-masturbation-songs Tue, 31 May 2011 17:59:13 -0400 <b>To mark the passing of <a href="http://blogs.laweekly.com/afterdark/2011/05/may_is_masturbation_month_so_c.php">Masturbation Month</a>, here are 40 musical odes to onanism.</b> These songs are either completely about masturbation, make reference to masturbation or involve sex toys designed for self-pleasure. This list is by no means comprehensive. Add your favorite auto-erotic tracks in the comments below! gavon nonadult Masturbation Jar http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/masturbation-jar-281t The (presumably) true story of the patenting of the masturbation jar.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/burnred/masturbation-jar-281t Wed, 25 May 2011 05:02:09 -0400 The (presumably) true story of the patenting of the masturbation jar. burnred nonadult So Guess What This Guy Was Doing When He Was Pulled Over http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/so-guess-what-this-guy-was-doing-when-he-was-pulle If you saw the previous installment of Police Report Theater , then you can hazard a guess. This man was arrested for drunk driving after plowing through the tape of a crime scene in Portland, Oregon. We'll let the reporter from Fox 12 fill you in on what police found in his car. He was, uh, “driving a manual.” Seriously though…twice in one week?

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/so-guess-what-this-guy-was-doing-when-he-was-pulle Thu, 21 Apr 2011 14:24:50 -0400 <b>If you saw the previous installment of <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/so-guess-what-this-woman-was-doing-when-she-was-pu">Police Report Theater</a>, then you can hazard a guess.</b> This man was arrested for drunk driving after plowing through the tape of a crime scene in Portland, Oregon. We&#39;ll let the reporter from Fox 12 fill you in on what police found in his car. He was, uh, "driving a manual." Seriously though...twice in one week? gavon nonadult Tracy Morgan Still Loves Sarah Palin http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/tracy-morgan-still-loves-sarah-palin

On the SAG Awards red carpet last night, Tracy Morgan continued with his public displays of affection for Sarah Palin . Tracy Morgan is a national treasure. Someone file him in the Library of Congress.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/tracy-morgan-still-loves-sarah-palin Mon, 31 Jan 2011 13:09:50 -0500 <b>On the SAG Awards red carpet last night, Tracy Morgan continued with his <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/chrismenning/sarah-palin-is-good-masturbation-material-says-t">public displays of affection for Sarah Palin</a>.</b> Tracy Morgan is a national treasure. Someone file him in the Library of Congress. gavon nonadult Children's Television In Belgium Is NSFW http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/childrens-television-in-belgium-is-nsfw

This is apparently a clip from a children's show on Belgian television. Government officials in the United States get fired for even discussing what is graphically portrayed in this video. Even though it's graphically portrayed with candy-colored cartoons and a Teletubbies sensibility, watch at your own risk.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/childrens-television-in-belgium-is-nsfw Tue, 11 Jan 2011 11:00:11 -0500 <b>This is apparently a clip from a children&#39;s show on Belgian television. Government officials in the United States get fired for even discussing what is graphically portrayed in this video.</b> Even though it&#39;s graphically portrayed with candy-colored cartoons and a Teletubbies sensibility, watch at your own risk. gavon nonadult A Guide to Puberty from 1983 http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/a-guide-to-puberty-from-1983 From the excellent Studies in Crap by Alan Scherstuhl, a book called “Am I Normal?” that attempted to help the adolescents of the early '80s navigate the hormonal waters of puberty. Here are some excerpts and photos as awkward as puberty itself.

  2. "All of a sudden I have hair growing where it never grew before and sometimes I get an erection for no reason at all."

  3. "I got a hard-on in the hall for no reason. It happened the other day during math, too. Am I normal? I mean does this ever happen to you?"

  4. "For a second I try to think up a different question, like what do you feed the monekys, or something. But my courage comes back when I open my mouth. 'Does the size of a penis tell you how much of a man a guy is?'"

  5. "When I was talking to Susie in the hall at school I got an erection, and we hadn't even touched. Turns out it's normal."

  6. "Then, after [Tony] made those cracks about masturbation, I looked that up. And it turns out that if you do it or you don't, it's normal."

  7. "Then I had this wet dream, and that was normal, too."

  8. "And now today, Tony is giving me a hard time about penis size making a difference, and it just isn't true."

  9. "I've been learning things. About my body. About the penis."

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/a-guide-to-puberty-from-1983 Fri, 19 Nov 2010 13:16:40 -0500 <b>From the excellent <a href="http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/studies_in_crap/">Studies in Crap</a> by Alan Scherstuhl, a book called "Am I Normal?" that attempted to help the adolescents of the early &#39;80s navigate the hormonal waters of puberty.</b> Here are some excerpts and photos as awkward as puberty itself. gavon nonadult Christine O'Donnell's Masturbation Stance http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/christine-odonnells-masturbation-stance ABC News offers some insight in to Christine O'Donnell's alone time.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/christine-odonnells-masturbation-stance Fri, 17 Sep 2010 12:56:51 -0400 ABC News offers some insight in to Christine O&#39;Donnell&#39;s alone time. awesomer nonadult The Many Things Christine O'Donnell Doesn&rsquo;t Believe in http://www.buzzfeed.com/melismashable/the-many-things-christine-odonnell-doesnt 
Dinosaur bones? I thought the experts were all in agreement. Well, at least most. Wait … here comes Christine O'Donnell. I guess we're all left scratching our heads.

  1. Dinosaur Bones

  2. 2. Food Stamps And Welfare

  3. 3. Using Your Brain

  4. 4. Porn

  5. 5. Masturbation

  6. 6. Stem Cell Research

  7. 7. Evolution

  8. 8. Abortion

  9. 9. Condoms

  10. 10. Republican Cannibalism

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/melismashable/the-many-things-christine-odonnell-doesnt Fri, 17 Sep 2010 12:16:57 -0400 <b> &#x2028;Dinosaur bones? I thought the experts were all in agreement. </b>Well, at least most. Wait ... here comes Christine O&#39;Donnell. I guess we&#39;re all left scratching our heads. melismashable nonadult The 8 Greatest Craigslist JO Sessions http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/the-8-greatest-craigslist-jo-sessions Sometimes two dudes have to do what two dudes have to do. No gay stuff.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/the-8-greatest-craigslist-jo-sessions Wed, 21 Jul 2010 09:32:03 -0400 <b>Sometimes two dudes have to do what two dudes have to do.</b> No gay stuff. awesomer adult Chatroulette Live On German Television http://www.buzzfeed.com/soomah/chatroulette-perv-on-german-national-television-19if

Yep, this is what happens when mainstream media meets the web. Just not compatible.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/soomah/chatroulette-perv-on-german-national-television-19if Thu, 29 Apr 2010 22:02:03 -0400 Yep, this is what happens when mainstream media meets the web. Just not compatible. soomah adult Tender Lover [NSFW] http://www.buzzfeed.com/dinoi/tender-lover-dj0

I'm not sure what he's talking about… all I know is that he's able to achieve a wonderful resonance. (Note: I tried using the closed captioning but it was a hilarious failure.)

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/dinoi/tender-lover-dj0 Tue, 16 Mar 2010 15:18:31 -0400 I&#39;m not sure what he&#39;s talking about... all I know is that he&#39;s able to achieve a wonderful resonance. (Note: I tried using the closed captioning but it was a hilarious failure.) dinoi adult University of Michigan's Masturbation Policy http://www.buzzfeed.com/lindseyweber/university-of-michigans-masturbation-policy-ru Apparently masturbation is only one issue contributing to serious “semen related costs” at the University of Michigan so KEEP IT IN YOUR TUBE SOCK.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/lindseyweber/university-of-michigans-masturbation-policy-ru Mon, 07 Dec 2009 02:03:45 -0500 Apparently masturbation is only one issue contributing to serious "semen related costs" at the University of Michigan so KEEP IT IN YOUR TUBE SOCK. lindseyweber adult New Adventures in Masturbation: The Flip Hole http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/new-adventures-in-masturbation-the-flip-hole

Remember that egg masturbator that helped the Masturbation Champion last 9 whole hours? Tenga's got a new designy vagina-simulation toy for you.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/new-adventures-in-masturbation-the-flip-hole Wed, 26 Aug 2009 20:13:38 -0400 Remember <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/tenga-egg-masturbators-cci">that egg masturbator</a> that helped <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/2009-masturbation-champion">the Masturbation Champion</a> last 9 whole hours? Tenga&#39;s got a new designy vagina-simulation toy for you. peggy adult The Wages of Sin is Death http://www.buzzfeed.com/sarahmorgan/the-wages-of-sin-is-death It turns out the swine flu is caused by excessive masturbation.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/sarahmorgan/the-wages-of-sin-is-death Thu, 30 Apr 2009 14:20:14 -0400 It turns out the swine flu is caused by excessive masturbation. sarahmorgan nonadult Honor Code Violation (NSFW) http://www.buzzfeed.com/ries/honor-code-violation-nsfw-6y It looks like masturbating in the showers at the University of Michigan is an honor code violation.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/ries/honor-code-violation-nsfw-6y Tue, 31 Mar 2009 23:51:09 -0400 It looks like masturbating in the showers at the University of Michigan is an honor code violation. ries nonadult