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This is the University Prince William attended. Looks like it has gone downhill somewhat. (via popbitch.com)
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The Middle Ages had the Black Death, 1918 had the influenza epidemic. But the scourge sweeping the land at the end of the 19th century? Masturbation.
Movie Buzz Here's H. Jon Benjamin, Sarah Silverman and David Cross in a classic scene from director Sam Seder's bizzarre cult film A Bad Situationist.
Because you never know when you'll need a masturbation toy that can store your data. (via youtube.com)
Culture Buzz Louis CK appears on Fox News’ “Red Eye” to defend masturbation. (via Gotcha Media)
Culture Buzz On Louis' show last night, Louie, Louis made a fake appearance on Fox News where he defended masturbation. Here are two hilarious stills.
There must be a lot of lonely guys at the University of Portsmouth for it to come to this.
Yes, probably. You can tell because of how fucked up and weird the British always are.
Music Buzz To mark the passing of Masturbation Month, here are 40 musical odes to onanism. These songs are either completely about masturbation, make reference to masturbation or involve sex toys designed for self-pleasure. This list is by no means comprehensive. Add your favorite auto-erotic tracks in the comments below!
A cautionary GIF on why you should at least be familiar with your sibling's wardrobe.
Culture Buzz If you saw the previous installment of Police Report Theater, then you can hazard a guess. This man was arrested for drunk driving after plowing through the tape of a crime scene in Portland, Oregon. We'll let the reporter from Fox 12 fill you in on what police found in his car. He was, uh, “driving a manual.” Seriously though…twice in one week?
On the SAG Awards red carpet last night, Tracy Morgan continued with his public displays of affection for Sarah Palin. Tracy Morgan is a national treasure. Someone file him in the Library of Congress.
This is apparently a clip from a children's show on Belgian television. Government officials in the United States get fired for even discussing what is graphically portrayed in this video. Even though it's graphically portrayed with candy-colored cartoons and a Teletubbies sensibility, watch at your own risk.
Culture Buzz From the excellent Studies in Crap by Alan Scherstuhl, a book called “Am I Normal?” that attempted to help the adolescents of the early '80s navigate the hormonal waters of puberty. Here are some excerpts and photos as awkward as puberty itself.
ABC News offers some insight in to Christine O'Donnell's alone time. For someone so opposed to masturbation, she must be pretty practiced to have specific stances.
Politics Buzz Dinosaur bones? I thought the experts were all in agreement. Well, at least most. Wait … here comes Christine O'Donnell. I guess we're all left scratching our heads.
Culture Buzz Sometimes two dudes have to do what two dudes have to do. No gay stuff.
