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Robot Warns You When You Are About To Get Caught Masturbating
Culture Buzz Now you can jerk it with ease.
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Image: Department Of Residential Life, You’ve Gone Too Far
Is this real? Probably not. But that's only because if it were real, students would #OccupyResidentialLife. (via reddit.com)
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Link: Man Caught Masturbating During Harry Potter Screening
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South Carolina Man Arrested for Masturbating During Harry Potter Screening, charged with indecent exposure and taken to jail. Alexander Ofner, 39, whacks it during Harry Potter.
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Image: The Dangers of CatRoulette
Apparently, CatRoulette is rife with the same traumatic perils that threaten users of ChatRoulette.
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Video: Game Show Fail
Catch Phrase candidate is stumped for words when asked to describe this scene. So is the game show host.. But wait, is that.. a lizard in your pocket? [Ed Note: This one's definitely done the rounds of the ol' Internet before, but who cares? So, so funny.]
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Caught Masturbating
Culture Buzz Rule #1: Don't leave the sunroof open when you're doing this. Oh wait, no. Rule #1 is don't ever do this under any circumstances. I know Ashton Kutcher is persona non grata here at BuzzFeed right now, but this video is via his Twitter.
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Image: Marathon Beat-Off Session
An epic session of self-love that is hard to beat. Maybe he thought there was gold in them there balls.
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Image: That's Just Unfortunate
Usual story, got robbed while masturbating, dog killed with mushrooms…blah blah blah
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The Slightest Touch
Culture Buzz A device for women that stimulates the body’s sexual nerve pathway to bring her to the brink of an orgasm without actually providing one. This sounds weird, not sexy. Yet, somehow I’m sad that there aren’t any for sale on eBay or Amazon.
