The Best Mascots In The NBA
Is it the Raptor? Harry the Hawk? An anthropomorphized deer? Find out! Read More ›
Is it the Raptor? Harry the Hawk? An anthropomorphized deer? Find out! Read More ›
You DON'T want to have to look at this while getting your teeth drilled. Dentist Image via Getty. Read More ›
This list was crafted from rich mahogany. So you know that it must be good. Read More ›
When tiger and bear grapple, it may begin as clownish antics, yet all too often it escalates. As the handfuls of faux fur are torn up and strewn about, reputations, egos and prides are at stake.
Consider your relationship safe with the mascots found on this list. In fact, these guys are so emasculating they may actually repel women.
The poor Leary Elementary School Lion mascot had a bad day. Trampling kindergartners will make any day a long one. (Via Twitter) Watch Video ›
It's like they stuck a b-boy high on speed into an Android costume! So… mesmerizing… Watch Video ›
There's a science to picking mascots. These mascots violate that science.
Mascots, understandably, have rage issues.
Rhode Island School of Design has brought mascots to a new low. Their hockey team is called “The Nads.” Yes, I'm serious and this guy dresses up in this suit to “support” the team. Let the derision begin! View Image ›
A bunch of mascots gang up on a couple of guys at what is purported to be an amusement park. It's a nice complement to the Denny's Halloween Brawl. Just a big pile of blood and fists and animal prints. Kind of like an orgy of furries. Watch Video ›
Sports mascots run the gamut from outrageously funny and creative to awkward and downright idiotic. Take a look at some of the latter. I don’t know if you’ll laugh or cry from second hand embarrassment. View List ›
Phillies mascot Phillie Phanatic does “Bad Romance” for Opening Day. If all baseball games were this, maybe I'd actually watch the sport. Watch Video ›
This was the best moment of the NBA All-Star game, and it wasn't even on TV. Poor Benny. Watch Video ›
The Toronto Raptor, to be exact. Canada is 2 for 2 in awesome mascots this week. Watch Video ›
Back in the 1950s healthy eating was taught by “vitamin mascots.” What are vitamin mascots, you say? A collection of soul-quakingly creepy semi-racist food creatures, of course. Collect them ALL! View List ›
Aw hey look it's “Heart,” a 19-day old Ox born with a heart-shaped birthmark. Consider him your Valentine's Day mascot. View Image ›
Got $300 to spare? Want artists to dream up a mascot based on your concept in 7 to 12 business days? Done. If you were figuring out where to drop your stimulus check, now you know: on a cartoon superhero meerkat. Read More ›