That was absolutely brutal. This post contains NSFW language.
It all makes sense now. Speculation from this Reddit thread.
The fonts are amazing; the coffee, not so much.
They say you eat with your eyes first. At this rate, we’ll all starve.
In literally the best way. Queen Martha, we are not worthy.
I never would have thunk it.
Martha was the worst food photographer on Twitter, but she really stepped it up in 2014.
The felonious media mogul and the alleged sexual offender took a photo together that @MarthaStewart48 later deleted.
They aimed high and got higher.
Yes, she can bake and decorate a home, but there’s way more to Martha than you might think.
Tell us how you really feel, Martha.
“Hey girl! What’s up? Would you mind planning my entire wedding?”
The supreme DIY goddess of us all just announced that she has a personal Instagram. Let the dubious food pics commence.
The queen of DIY is secretly the greatest poet of our time.
Aww, what a cute Easter bun—OH MY GOD MARTHA.
Don’t worry, it was her brother’s wedding.
Plus “The Soup” decodes “True Detective,” the LEGO version of Ellen’s selfie, and sex tips from Martha Stewart.
You know you’ve got style by the boatloads. But what does it even mean?
Maybe this is the spark we needed to bring uploading food pics to an end.
In the style of a Ken Burns documentary, because why not. Also starring Vince Vaughn and Jesse Tyler Ferguson.
“So all of you out there who love my photos, just watch.”
Restaurants: Your romantic lighting sucks. Martha: You do you.
Warning: Gross food photography ahead.
You have plenty of time to get it together. Inspired by these answers on Quora.
We are Martha. Martha is us.
First a Kanye rant against Jimmy Kimmel, then this.
Hov sure has a lot of ways to explain his greatness.