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Martha Stewart is super hot on the BuzzFeed Network right now. Here's all the best viral buzz on Martha Stewart.
70-year-old Martha Stewart gets made up like Lady Gaga for the cover of her magazine's Halloween edition.
Culture Buzz Martha Stewart just asked her Twitter following if they think she's hip. What do you think?
Culture Buzz Johnny Miller and Philip Leaman have created a cute and whimsical stop motion animation featuring little origami squares. It will be featured in the May 2011 iPad issue for Martha Stewart Living.
Well, well, well. Looks like someone has a little crush on Fergie.
Culture Buzz A bulldog split open Martha Stewart's lip, a story which we'll let you absorb for a second, and Martha decided it was a great idea to meticulously document the process of sewing up the seeping gash in her face. Martha being Martha, even though she's undergoing a medical procedure, provides condescending commentary on the emergency room's wallpaper.
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There was an incident involving a dog. We shall say no more.
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Martha Stewart's daughter, Alexis, has decided to have a baby via surrogate.
Some of the warning signs that everyone's favorite homemaker may have had a few too many.
Celebrity Buzz Look, celebrities are normal people too! They also like to partake in all of the Halloween fun. Here are your favorite celebs dressed to kill.
Martha wouldn't watch her if you paid her. She really hates her.
TV Buzz The lovely-as-always Martha Stewart provides some fun and interesting tips on decorating one's queefs, on last night's South Park. It's a good thing.
Celebrity Buzz Martha Stewart's new Chow puppy died yesterday in a propane explosion. Saying “puppy” and “propane explosion” in the same sentence is actually worse than plain “killing kittens” or “hating babies” or whatever. It's like the archetype of sad.
Celebrity Buzz Francesca and Sharkey, Martha Stewart's French Bulldogs, are blogging at The Daily Wag. Martha Stewart gets all the money ever and dogs so cute our heart bursts?
Snoop Dogg shows Martha how to make his famous “Cognac Mashed Potatoes.” This is kind of endearing, like in any scene in any Wayans Brothers' movie when old white people try to talk all ghetto.
Martha Stewart shows off a 15-foot-long hot dog. Her quip: “For those of you who don’t think length matters, I disagree -– especially when it comes to wieners.” Creepy.
Celebrity Buzz The pet chow of Martha Stewart has passed away and is remembered in a photo essay on his famous owner’s blog. For a lady whose heart many would claim is the color of gun metal, Martha really manages to tactfully handle the process of grieving for a pet (although her wrapping the corpse is, admittedly, mildly creepy).
After receiving some breaking “information,” very funny twitter-man…
