TV Buzz The lovely-as-always Martha Stewart provides some fun and interesting tips on decorating one's queefs, on last night's South Park. It's a good thing.
Celebrity Buzz Martha Stewart's new Chow puppy died yesterday in a propane explosion. Saying “puppy” and “propane explosion” in the same sentence is actually worse than plain “killing kittens” or “hating babies” or whatever. It's like the archetype of sad.
Celebrity Buzz Francesca and Sharkey, Martha Stewart's French Bulldogs, are blogging at The Daily Wag. Martha Stewart gets all the money ever and dogs so cute our heart bursts?
Snoop Dogg shows Martha how to make his famous “Cognac Mashed Potatoes.” This is kind of endearing, like in any scene in any Wayans Brothers' movie when old white people try to talk all ghetto.
Martha Stewart shows off a 15-foot-long hot dog. Her quip: “For those of you who don’t think length matters, I disagree -– especially when it comes to wieners.” Creepy.
Celebrity Buzz The pet chow of Martha Stewart has passed away and is remembered in a photo essay on his famous owner’s blog. For a lady whose heart many would claim is the color of gun metal, Martha really manages to tactfully handle the process of grieving for a pet (although her wrapping the corpse is, admittedly, mildly creepy).