Food Buzz As divorce parties become more common, so do the trappings that accompany them. Next: expensive divorce party invitations, divorce party planners.
Tech Buzz Of 6500 professional men surveyed by Sheraton Hotels, 35 percent of them preferred their Blackberries to their wives. Immediately, the wives responded, "Well maybe if you'd learn how to use your thumbs at the same time in the bedroom, we wouldn't have this problem!" (Ba dum bum!)
Politics Buzz An inspiring love story ends in divorce. She nursed her injured Marine to health and married him despite the fact that his face was completely disfigured by the blast from a suicide bomber. Now they are getting divorced. Having a national holiday created to honor your love is probably too much pressure for any marriage to bear.
Celebrity Buzz At the taping of the "Ellen DeGeneres Show" yesterday, Ellen announces that she plans to marry Portia de Rossi now that the gay marriage ban has been lifted. Cynthia Nixon also plans to marry her lesbian partner. Hopefully this means that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are next, because that would make an amazing season of Newlyweds.
Tech Buzz Cat 5 ethernet rings are $175 and fit together perfectly for nerding, happily ever after. A reminder that no matter what, the rough times during your marriage won't be anything a little software upgrade or patch won't fix. For us cynics, it's also a reminder that in relationships, it's easy to get pwned.
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