Mark Twain’s Nipples Are Showing
But the real question is — would you tap that?
But the real question is — would you tap that?
A definitive graphic collection of the pithiest, smartest things ever said about cooking and eating.
Michael Jackson, Mark Twain, Winston Churchill, and Ken Jennings all have at least one thing in common. Hint: cute furry faces.
Weirdly, scarily accurate. Kilmer is currently starring in a one-man play called “Citizen Twain”. (via imwithkanye.tumblr.com)
It’s Mark Twain’s 176th Birthday! Here’s a collection of wise quotes from the cat-loving, politics-satiring, booze-hounding, chain-smoking man himself. In many ways, he was the original BuzzFeeder.
If you like comedy, and I’m going to go out on a limb and assume that you do, you should watch this. The annual Twain ceremony is always worth a watch, but Will Ferrell raises this one to another level.
Will Ferrell worked some physical comedy into his Mark Twain Prize acceptance speech. (via gtcha.me) Watch Video ›
Celebrate Banned Books Week better by letting Twain, Bradbury, Shaw, and other famous writers remind you how censorship is not awesome.
Louis CK likes to read Mark Twain to his kids at bedtime. Well, sort of. (via.) View Media ›
From his brief stint as an editorial cartoonist with a Cincinnati newspaper, here are some illustrated Mark Twain quotes by the creator of Calvin and Hobbes. Two of America’s most ingenious smart-asses. View List ›
If Santa Claus, Sam Elliot and the Golem of Jewish lore were dropped into the Large Hadron Collider, what would emerge would still not be as wonderful as this follicular specimen. He Wins March Mustache Madness. Hell, he wins March Everything Madness. Use our image editor at the bottom of the page and mustache ride him into photos of your choosing! View Image ›
Warning: List best viewed while wearing a top hat and monocle. Before there was “NO U”, the world crafted insults like fine wine. View List ›
So, this is a thing that happened: The Mark Twain House & Museum put on a seance for 200 guests on the anniversary of the scribe’s death. Did he come back?