Just stop trying.
Just stop trying.
YOU GET TO PEE WHEREVER YOU WANT AND IT’S JUST NOT FAIR.
Speaking as a lady who desperately wishes she could piss out a campfire.
Beatings the odds.
You know what Zesty Guy I’m talking about.
It’s undeniable, really.
His name is Çağlar Ertuğrul and he’s an actor from Turkey. I know nothing about this man except that he should probably come to America.
It’s been 20 years since Jurassic Park, which means Joseph Mazzello (aka the little boy, Tim) is now 20 years older and yeah, time, man, amirite?
Women want to date him, men want to be him. Or maybe the other way around. Or maybe both? Whatever works.
Alternate title: Leonardo DiCaprio being adorable. Just because it’s Monday and you should start your week off right.
I’m pretty sure this is a beautifully eloquent spoken word poem.
I think this is going to really relaunch his career. The world needs more Muniz.
Both of the horrible assholes responsible for this are fortunately in jail. Taylor Giresi, 20, and his 17-year-old cameraman (whose identity has been withheld because he is a minor) have been arrested for assaulting David Ivins, a transient living in the woods of Wall Township, New Jersey. They recorded the attack, in which they mock and beat Ivins, and posted it on Youtube. WARNING: Disturbing footage.
And also a dude. Dutch retailer Hema hired androgynous supermodel Andrej Pejic to show off their line of push-up bras, because if it can work for a no-breasted man, it can work for a flat-chested woman.
After anticipating a confrontation with his mother-in-law, 39-year-old Salvatore Miglino was able to activate his iPhone shortly before being shot. Miglino was picking up his four year old daughter when things turned violent between him and Hepner who is pictured below in a mug shot. In a weird turn of events, however, Hepner tried to claim that it was Miglino who tried to kill her, although the video shows that is obviously not the case. WARNING: NSFW language.
Meet Ray Lewis, retired Philadelphia police captain who served in the 25th Police District, headquartered at Front and Westmoreland streets. He was one of more than 170 protesters who were arrested yesterday on the two month OWS anniversary.
Crazy…or awesome? You be the judge.
I hate everything about this. Bring me a real sausage … NOW! Watch Video ›
A man at a San Francisco porno shop bursts into flames, runs through the store and out onto the street as his clothes disintegrate. He sustained life-threatening, third degree burns over 90% his body and is still in critical condition. The cause is officially unknown, but the video poster seems to think crack was involved. Watch Video ›
This guy was arrested after he ran naked down the 405 Freeway in Los Angeles, pausing periodically to “make contact” with people in stopped cars. Although, to be fair, he was wearing socks. View Image ›
Apparently his luggage was switched with a 90lb stripper’s. The things you see at airports! View Image ›
He seems pretty confident about cuddling wild animals. Fortunately, the cubs enjoyed his affections. Watch Video ›
Can Robbie get the cookie from his forehead to his mouth by only moving his facial muscles? The suspense is delicious (and creme-filled). Watch Video ›
This gentleman is having very much fun being wheeled to an ambulance while a house burns in the background. Is this hell? Or just Canada? It’s Canada. Watch Video ›
1970s British PSA warns against the dangers of mantraps. Yeah, that’s right. Watch Video ›
His excuse is almost as good as R. Kelly’s. Watch Video ›
Software giant apologises for altering a photo on its website to change the race of one of the people in the picture.
Flickr tries to be helpful, which is nice. May have been a little bit too presumptuous there, though. View Image ›