Malia got a 73 on her science test, and Dad told the whole world. This is more humiliating than the time Mark Harmon made a Secret Service agent fake-date Mandy Moore. (Thanks, Forrest). View Media ›
Behold the newly-installed White House playground, officially known as “Malia and Sasha's Castle” (no, seriously). If I were 10, I think I'd pick a bowling alley or a ride on Marine One over a two-foot climbing wall. But maybe I just can't feel the wonder anymore. View Image ›
While their parents were dancing up a storm, Sasha and Malia Obama participated in a scavenger hunt throughout their new digs before being surprised with a private concert by The Jonas Brothers. Not bad. At his rate, if The JoBros continue to hang out with the girls this often, should we expect Mark Foley to start planning impromptu sleepovers at 1600 Pennsylvania? Read More ›
In what strikes me as a blatant attempt to dig himself out of the hole caused by the great Zune scandal of 2008, Barack Obama has let slip that the First Family will be bringing a Wii with them when they move into the White House this month. Apparently Barack bought Malia and Sasha the console for Christmas, and the whole family has been playing Wii Sports together. Which is kind of an adorable mental image. What Wii games do you think will best aid him in fulfilling his presidential duties? Read More ›
Meet the new First Daughters. They're so cute! I bet if they wrote a blog, it would be a lot less cringeworthy than Meghan McCain's. Read More ›
