At the core of every good relationship is a good pun about blood types.
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sba/1737517917.html
“Must be into exciting and potentially dangerous activities, like stealing road signs, driving like a maniac, and getting arrested by the police.”
One man's message to his dead girlfriend, posted on Craigslist. I'm not certain Craigslist works as a conduit to the afterlife, but I find myself really hoping his message gets through.