The Innespace Seabreacher makes your jet ski look very, very lame.

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1. Yes, This Baby is Fully Submersible
2. Innespace Dolphin in Action
3. Innespace — Bringing You Awesome Motorized Dolphins
4. A View From the Cockpit

A New York hotel is serving haute-cuisine versions of the frozen dinners from your childhood.

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1. A “hilariously awful idea”
2. “Free-range chicken dipped in buttermilk and cornmeal and fried to a golden crisp.”
3. Comfort Food, At a Price

A Burger King location in London has launched a Kobe Beef burger that sells for $200.

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1. Food For Thought: Where’s The Beef
2. Burger King Launches World’s Most Expensive Hamburger
3. Burger King Reveals Kobe Beef Burger
4. Burger King to Serve Kobe Beef
5. Kobe Burger King
6. Quite a Burger
7. Haute cuisine rapide
8. Burger King Goes Black Tie

Evian offers a nitrogen-fired mineral spray for your skin.

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1. A Wide Array of Sizes to Choose From
2. The Perfect Antidote to “Those Pesky Hot Flashes”
3. The Must-Have Product For The Hamptons ‘08
4. Only $10 For a 5 Ounce Bottle!