This is pretty funny. And by 'pretty funny' I mean 'a good reflection of our society in general'. [Ed Note: Why no underachieving AT-STs? You'd think the AT-ST would be constantly failing to live up to expectations. Wait - did nobody else follow me down that nerdhole? Forget it.]
Boobs beat kittens. How about boobs AND kittens? (Via Flickr user lunchbreath)
For those of us who need a chart to handle everything in life- A Gannt Chart for your doomed relationship.