19 People Who Just Want To Watch The World Burn
This is a public service announcement: Stay away from these lunatics. They are not natural.
This is a public service announcement: Stay away from these lunatics. They are not natural.
Courtney Love says the Muppets “raped” Kurt Cobain by illegally performing “Smells Like Teen Spirit.” Now she’s lashing out at the “coward” Jason Segel in a strongly worded and incoherent online rant.
Amber Gray blows lights and has been busted 69 times. Be careful out there! Watch Video ›
This Reno park ranger goes on a 5 minute Charlie Sheen-worthy rant. The characters from “Reno 911” got nothing on him. Watch Video ›
Orly Taitz, leading figure in the Birther movement, is not discouraged by such trivial things as “tangible evidence” or “facts.” Lawrence O’Donnell investigates. Watch Video ›
According to TPM, the new line from conservatives who are terrified that Palin will embarrass everyone by running for President (but even more frightened of incurring her displeasure) is that the Presidency would be a step down for her. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. View List ›
Adrenaline junkie or idiot…you make the call. Seriously, who does this? Watch Video ›
Totally batshit crazy.
Two girls (one being a crazy ex) fight over a guy in a restaurant. Seems like everyone handles this situation really well. Watch Video ›
These two young men took time away from hashing out world peace, jumped in the tub and blessed us with a fireworks display. Reminder to all: Don’t get this drunk. Watch Video ›
In honor of the Kentucky Senate debate over the weekend, here’s a collection of graven images of Rand Paul’s personal savior. If you don’t know the Gospel of Aqua Buddha, check out the GQ article detailing how Paul once kidnapped a woman and made her pray to the Aquatic One. View List ›
I don’t know what the German man is saying, but hopefully he’s talking about what a profoundly awful idea this is. Watch Video ›
The Church was right. First Annual Catholic conference on Geocentrism. The Earth is the real center of Earth. Limited seats. [Ed. note: Maybe these guys can bring Pluto back while they’re rearranging the galaxy. I miss Pluto so bad.] View Image ›
So, like, there are these terror babies, right? These terroristic Muslim babies fly to the United States to get born so that they will be United States citizens. And then they wait. For, like, 30 years. And then they fuck us all up with their terror. Here’s actual United States Congressman Louis Gohmert to explain for you. Read More ›
A Buffalo man was caught with a live cat marinating in oil and herbs in the back of his car. The cat has since been adopted by a pair of non-lunatics who have promised not to eat him. But the real story here is the fantastic reaction from his friend at about 30 seconds in. Watch Video ›
Do you give a rip about Alabama? [Ed. note: This guy will be the most Americanest Ag. Sec. of all time if you vote for him. Also, no more thugs and criminals! Not on Dale Peterson’s crazy-ass watch!] Watch Video ›
When I saw the ad for Tim James’ “This is America, We Speak English”, I figured he was the craziest thing going in the Alabama Governor’s race. I was so, so wrong. Here’s the latest from the “True Republican PAC” in Alabama. It takes republican gubernatorial candidate Bradley Byrne to task for believing in evolution. Watch Video ›
A really easy way to determine which states have lost it so completely that their residents should never be allowed within a mile of a pointed stick, let alone a lethal weapon. (From, via.) View Image ›
Excerpted from Body Memories, a personal portrait about one man’s journey inward to find meaning in his life. Watch Video ›
Right now, GOP.com redirects to a huge, crazy hell-themed “Fire Pelosi” TWEET BOMB (don’t ask) campaign. They are mad because she helped get that bill passed. STOP PASSING BILLS, PELOSI! Besides being unamerican, passing bills is NOT YOUR JOB and you should be fired for it! (Wonkette, via @rcbth.) View Image ›
Some Dog show people are so fixated on winning that they’ll try anything. Apparently tickling your Bulldog’s ball bag will leave him with a “questioning look”, just what the judges are looking for. Start tickling! Watch Video ›
O’Reilly’s version of devil’s advocate is deeply disturbing. Gotcha Media Watch Video ›
This utterly frightening mumbly dude essentially bullies a Fox reporter off the screen at the Values Voter event. Which, like, when you try to promote an event for crazy people on your news channel, what else did you expect? Watch Video ›
