Suárez apologizes for biting Italy’s Giorgio Chiellini, but says the bite was a result of the “collision he suffered with me.”
Just make sure you escape the referees chasing you with red cards!
The Uruguayan star appeared to bite Italy’s Giorgio Chiellini during a World Cup game Tuesday. Update: FIFA has opened an investigation against Suárez.
Uruguay — which was, by the way, the first country to legalize marijuana — defeats Italy 1-0. Controversy near the the end of the game after Luis Suarez apparently bit an Italian player.
Spoiler: may not have gone entirely as England hoped.
Uruguay and England face-off in their Group D match in Arena Corinthians, São Paulo.
The Uruguayan scored four of Liverpool’s five goals against Norwich. Three of them put the Luis in “SerIoUsLy, did that just happen?!”.
Throw away the physics books because this just doesn’t make sense.
Including “midget”, “princess” and “fairy”. Warning: offensive language ahead.
I mean, Luis Suarez has bitten MULTIPLE dudes in his career. The numbers don’t lie.
Liverpool striker disgraces football and delights the internet.
It looks like he shot the ball out of a howitzer.
Messi is the best soccer player in the world, full stop. But for the sake of argument, these guys are better.