Just in time for your National Breast Cancer Awareness gift swap! To whomever is my National Breast Cancer Awareness Secret Santa, my favorite flavor of Boob Lube is Pink Sorbet. *wink* No, really, it's a thing. You can order it here.
First you're like “what?” then you're like “oh god!” And if this doesn't satiate your subtle-lube-advertising needs, here's another one for you.
What is BaconLube? Does it taste any good? And who wants their sexy parts to taste like bacon? These are all important questions, and thankfully, the world has interns to answer them. Like this one, who “poured BaconLube directly into his mouth.”