Politics Buzz Rick Santorum officially entered the race for the 2012 Republican presidential nomination. Let's celebrate with this high school yearbook photo of young Richard from 1976. Is there any search result for this guy that isn't embarrassing? More GOP yearbook photos over at The Atlantic. (via theatlantic.co)
A vintage Vaseline ad from some time before they invented the double entendre (hopefully).
Hmmm, it must be a really good lubricant. The ad appeared in a French magazine called Sensitif.
First you're like “what?” then you're like “oh god!” And if this doesn't satiate your subtle-lube-advertising needs, here's another one for you.
What is BaconLube? Does it taste any good? And who wants their sexy parts to taste like bacon? These are all important questions, and thankfully, the world has interns to answer them. Like this one, who “poured BaconLube directly into his mouth.”
The Rubik’s Cube - a toy custom-made for a generation of Wall Street douches on coke benders - apparently benefited from goop that could help you “see how fast you [can] go.” VH1 really missed the boat on this one. It could have been in, like, eleven episodes of I Love The 80’s!