Welcome back to Middle-earth.
Gimli: “Three feet of pure sex.”
One quiz to rule them all.
This is very important, obviously.
There’s only one star sign to rule them all.
One Snap to rule them all.
You’ll be Gladriel you clicked on this post.
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There can only be One to rule them all.
It’s totally overrated. WTF was Frodo even thinking?
“I’m looking for someone to share in an adventure…”
Sauron was quite a dick tbh.
It’s mine, my own, my pizzzzzzza.
Life with orcs, elves, and trolls can be a hard “hobbit” to break.
Discover which Middle-Earth hero would desire your heart.
Now that’s what I’m Tolkien about.
“True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.”
Because Elvish is the most beautiful language of all.
“Not all those who wander are lost.”
Fandom: “Thorin NO.” Thorin: “Thorin yes.”
~casually throws away shitty jewelry~
Sure, we like to Shire. Sorry, but we’ve never read or seen anything related to Lord of the Rings.
Excuse me while I get all the things.
Just headin’ to the beach with my pal Han Solo.
Oh you misunderstood tyrant.