It’s totally overrated. WTF was Frodo even thinking?
“I’m looking for someone to share in an adventure…”
Sauron was quite a dick tbh.
It’s mine, my own, my pizzzzzzza.
Life with orcs, elves, and trolls can be a hard “hobbit” to break.
Discover which Middle-Earth hero would desire your heart.
Now that’s what I’m Tolkien about.
“True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.”
Because Elvish is the most beautiful language of all.
“Not all those who wander are lost.”
Fandom: “Thorin NO.” Thorin: “Thorin yes.”
~casually throws away shitty jewelry~
Sure, we like to Shire. Sorry, but we’ve never read or seen anything related to Lord of the Rings.
Excuse me while I get all the things.
Just headin’ to the beach with my pal Han Solo.
Oh you misunderstood tyrant.
This is the most destructive chocolate soufflé in the world. Applause for caracalfeathers.
Orlando Bloom, never change your beautiful awkward face.
As the blog states: “Escape (The Piña Colada Song) by Rupert Holmes is great and it should be in every movie.”
Er, actually make that in Middle Earth.
“Fuck you, I won a BAFTA.” Oh to be behind the scenes of The Hobbit.
Watching LOTR with commentary on is worth it’s own marathon.
Choked, stabbed, whipped and more: these are the pains that come with being pure at heart.
This is what fandom does to your life.
All I want for Christmas is you…and maybe the One Ring.