And with my one last gasping breath, I’d apologize for bleeding on your shirt.
A little girl had thrown a bottle with a note in the waters off Long Island. Two years after her tragic death, it was delivered to her mother.
Residents of Long Island are angry with Bravo and calling for a boycott for the way the new reality show portrays Long Island.
A Long Island Railroad train car heading to The Electric Daisy Carnival seems like the exact opposite of a place you’d want to be.
With The Great Gatsby out in theaters, it’s a throwback to an age of ritz, glamour, and gaudiness. But what became of those estates? Let’s find out.
“The Marine Corps as a whole wouldn’t do something like that,” Flanagan says.
Do you have what it takes to be constantly drunk in a Santa suit for 16 hours? Well, do you?!
Or trying to. Vladimir Jaffe is “brave enough” to take on Occupy Protesters, says Judge Napolitano.
The Piano Man symbolized everything I hated about living on Long Island – until his music itself won me over.
The suspected Long Island serial killer’s body count is now at least eight.
The Montauket Hotel, which was put up for sale in June, has become a stand-in for the soul of this gentrifying town.
The Obama administration granted federal recognition to the Shinnecocks, ending a three-decade-long battle.
Take one part Gotti Bros. one part Jon Gosselin, sprinkle in a date rape, and you’ve got Bobby Bottleservice, comedian Nick Kroll’s top notch d’bag character creation. This brings back vivid memories of my classmates at Long Island’s Acqua di Gio Nightmare High. No, seriously. View Media ›
The Daily Show’s Samantha Bee presents an informative piece on a hypothetical “State of Long Island.” I’m a fan. View Media ›
The 24-year old Nicole Marty flipped off the cops in her mugshot after crashing into a utility pole in Long Island. The judge is gonna love this. Read More ›
Whoops! Is this most-hated-man Bernie Madoff dressed up as a pimp? Apparently, this image was submitted anonymously by a Long Island Bernie victim who claimed Madoff dressed in fur for some sort of fundraiser. Gawker so aptly puts it, “In other words, a criminal who normally impersonated a legitimate businessman apparently liked to sometimes impersonate a different type of criminal.” View Image ›
The 20-year-old dachshund from Long Island has made the 2009 Guinness Book of World Records. Read More ›
Billy Joel’s breakout record is celebrating its 30th anniversary with a re-release. The toxic combination of hairspray, motor oil, and Aqua di Gio will be unavoidable when the album hits, so if you know what’s good for you (and your lungs), you’ll stay as far away from Long Island as possible. (Confession: Having grown up on Long Island, I can recite every lyric to “Scenes From An Italian Restaurant” verbatim. Can’t deny your roots, right?) Read More ›